By Anonymous / Sunday 30 December 2013 08:29 / United States - Inglewood
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By  sux4u121  |  10

Accidents happen, both of you will probably laugh about this in the very near future. Look at it this way, that would one hell of a funny story for a party.

  SirCharles83  |  13

Cool story bro, do you tell it at parties?

  rocketiquette  |  19

Agreed. If someone saw you both in that condition simultaneously... I can only imagine the look on their face! I had something similar happen and I got a black eye from it as well... Hahaha but trust me, it's gonna make a great tale!

By  LaLince  |  40

You. Deserve. It.

  kaegomay12  |  17

i hope your black eye heals and im sure you will laugh about it someday

  RZB  |  11

C.C.C.C.Combo breaker

  maosquare  |  18

Perhaps writing in a long conglomerated manner will ease the reader's ability to read coherently albeit being confused by the run on sentence and the fact that too many ideas are being squashed into one singular sentence, ultimately culminating in wholehearted confusion on the reader's part and frustration on the writer's part as he muses angrily on why some philosophers (like Foucault, pertinently) insist on writing in such an obscure manner; if unable to convey, confuse.

  Catkam623  |  27

That comment and this story made my day

By  tmaq973  |  7

Man that'll be a knee-slapper to tell at parties!

  sens3sfailing  |  24

All. The. Cool. Kids. Talk. Like. This. Now. Too.

  Laurenlou  |  24

OP is probably thin and light. Otherwise, I'm sure OP would hurt anyone if she sat on their stomach.
I always sit on my boyfriend's stomach and he doesn't get uncomfortable or hurt. Although, I don't find it cute unless we are kissing or something of that nature.

  hokie16  |  13

It's more sexy and arousing than anything. I mean, it's the visuals of girl on top without direct stimulation. I do that all the time, and they are definitely picturing you sitting a few inches lower.

  emilyjgraham  |  34

Not all guys think of sex 24/7, 79!

  zolziski  |  11

I usually don't do this kind of thing, but I think you are adorable! I might just stare at your picture all day. I don't mean it in a creepy way, of course.

By  jasonman66  |  7

How did you manage to knee him in the balls is my question...

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