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By fuckmuppeter512 - / Saturday 4 January 2014 22:26 / United Kingdom
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  TwistedCherub1  |  15

If she is pregnant, cheating is likely the reason. But, especially if she's young or inexperienced, she may not actually be pregnant. She may be a few days late, feeling emotional, craving something odd, or any other pregnancy symptom and jumped to the conclusion. It's pretty frequent. I can't count the number of times I've had friends tell me they thought they were pregnant out of panic or to get attention and it ended up they weren't.

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  ChevyRedneck85  |  13

run and run fast

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  Aegimus  |  5

Definitely need to get a test done before freaking out, dude. One for pregnancy, and then one for DNA if she actually is pregnant, because it sounds highly unlikely that she would be.

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  pedinhuh  |  23

Why bother with the DNA if OP didn't come and was using condoms? If she is really pregnant then that means that she straight up cheated on OP and didn't paid attention to her sex ed classes. I feel sorry for OP

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I think you are the one that should brush up on sex ed. Just cause the guy doesn't cum and used condoms, doesn't mean the girl can't get pregnant. There's sperm in precum, so sperm can be present without cumming fully, and condoms don't protect you 100%. With the right conditions, a faulty condom and sperm present, the girl could still be pregnant with OP's child. Although it is unlikely and the more plausible idea is that she cheated.

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  IAmMe204  |  25

Have to say your profile picture fits somehow perfectly with the comment. :D

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  chosha_fml  |  24

Thank you, Captain Obvious.

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You serious? He didn't even get to come, the poor guy. No sperm = no chance of pregnancy, not even theoretical.

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  HKCgrimmjow  |  15

Not to mention just because you don't feel like doesn't mean you didn't discharge a little, it happens, it's part of it cleaning itself... Not to gross you out or anything.

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While it's possible, it's highly unlikely unless there were some swimmers up there from last time. Otherwise, you aren't *supposed* to have any sperm in pre-ejaculate. The condom just makes it even more unlikely.

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  stonehare  |  7

yea but it a 1 in a 100000 chace with a condom

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  dreadbeat69  |  12

Precum has no sperm. The only way she would get pregnant is if he ejaculated previously and then had sex with her without taking a piss. And even then, through a condom? Yeah right. She's lying, end of story.

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  skyttlz  |  32

First of all, pre-cum fluids can have sperm so it is possible to get pregnant without ejaculating. Secondly the odds with a condom are about 1 in 100 hence why they say 99% effective.

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  cassbird09  |  12

Forgive my ignorance here. I'm not trying to make an argument. It was my understanding that a condom only wouldn't work if it broke. So if it's fully intact then someone can't get pregnant? Or can they come with small holes sometimes that allows swimmers through?

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  graphicstyle7  |  17

Actually, there is such a thing as "pre come" which is when a few drops of spoo come out before the big event. But still, he was wearing a condom. I'm thinking it's pretty unlikely she's pregnant with his child.

By  Kyuzomi  |  12

Plot twist. She did it with someone else but is shifting the blame onto you.

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  Booda_Shun  |  28

Reminds me of the FML where a pregnant girl tries to convince a guy that he impregnated her then passed out for 7 months...

By  Vnzou22  |  9

Drama queen huh. I wish you luck

By  krad204  |  21

That's some serious bull, she should be on the pill if she's having sex with you (and probably other men).

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  ehllychan  |  10

If the pill is giving you problems, you can go to the gynecologist and show the pill that gave you bad side effects and they'll prescribe you one that should work better for you. There isn't just one "pill", there's a bunch of different ones with different formulas, that have different effects on every girl. There should be one that will work for you without side effects (or at least without terrible ones), you just need help from a doctor to find the right one.

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  HisHarleyQuinn  |  10

I, for one, am on mirena now. Despite all the lawsuits, I haven't had a single issue out of it, and it's doing it's job as birth control. I got pregnant on mononessa, and I did call and inform my doctor that I was having weird symptoms and I didn't think it was working properly. She told me to just keep taking it and she would re-evaluate me in a month. Despite that and condoms, I was pregnant about two weeks later. My son is living proof that birth control doesn't always work. He was just meant to be here. Couldn't live without him now. :)

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  sailorarctic  |  22

some women can't take hormonal birthcontrol. I can't because I have chronic migraines and my OGYN daid the risk of stroke is too high with even low dose hormones. my only option is condoms.

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