By Tweety - 09/04/2011 11:40 - United States

Today, I found out via a Twitter post that my girlfriend is pregnant. FML
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bummervacation 10

Twitter? I don't know whether to congratulate you or to facepalm. It's so impersonal... :(

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RainbowHeadache 2

FYL for having an inconsiderate girlfriend. I'm in the same boat OP, good luck.

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YayaInLalaLand 0

Maybe she was planning on telling you..? O.o

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bummervacation 10

But... through twitter? I think, if anything, she should have told him privately before announcing it to her "followers." But then again, that's just me.

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gutzz 0

Everything on the Internet is true, so jump to conclusions, it's fool proof.

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PissingPeopleOff 0

You obviously didn't know the consequences for having sex. YDI dumbass.

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lidemocr 0

who says he is the father? however if he is than he should've been the first to know

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patric14 0

hey she might of 4 got to tell u

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MaskingTape 2

don't get excited. it's probably not yours. that's why she didn't tell you. and that makes this an fml.

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kingtz 6

Agreed with 101. Be prepared to brace yourself for the awful truth and dump her.

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steffielynn 0

the fml isn't that she's pregnant. it's that he found out on twitter! read the post dumbass

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TomasT 0

I beg to differ... Only with a dumb man and a dumb woman do you get pregnancy... YDI for not coming on her ****.

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insanesna1l 0

its better to find out via twitter that its yours and not someone elses.

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sarahkhan93 4

If I was facebook I'd be insulted ;)

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fedup999 0

I know right? I mean it turned out to be true but still...

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Gondile 4

89, how the **** do you forget to tell your BOYFRIEND that you're pregnant?!

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Nimmrodel 11

Lol that is a lousy way to find out, congratulations all the same.

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Tuesdays76 0

Or maybe she didn't say anything because it's not his kid.

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ColdplaySucks 18

Congrats on having a baby when they aren't ready? I'm not seeing the connection here.

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bummervacation 10

Twitter? I don't know whether to congratulate you or to facepalm. It's so impersonal... :(

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Thanatos1206 0

She got pregnant from a twitter post?! That's messed up!

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joooeee 3

A twitter post got your girlfriend pregnant? trolololo

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joooeee 3

noooooooooooo! they edited it so it is not nearly as kinky!

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Thanatos1206 0

I'm very curious why me and Joe's comments got removed when it essentially said the same thing as this.

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joooeee 3

and you are just salty I got first on the other one instead of you :p

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Thanatos1206 0

I'm very curious why me and Joe's comments got removed when they essentially said the same thing as this.

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perdix 29

I heard you could transmit viruses on the internet, but I didn't think it worked with sperm!

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FriskyTaco 0

I'll give this one a C+

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hazelsaurus 0

haha fyl unless you guys planned on having a kid o.O

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