Weird flex, but OK

By mrwilly - 02/01/2015 03:22 - United States - Corona

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Today, as usual, my boyfriend referred to his penis in the third person as "Mr. Willy". Even during sex. FML
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Exodiafinder687 58

Just make sure you have some lube in case Willy wants to visit his chocolate factory.

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challan 19

Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-do... He has the perfect penis for you. Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-dee... If you are wise, you'll listen to me. What do you get when you guzzle down cum? Eating and getting it in the bum. Why are you at getting terribly sore? Because he thinks your his personal *****.

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jazman195 20

My ex used to call his the "Dark Knight" because "bitches love it when the Dark Knight rises" I kinda liked it haha

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tehman117 21

Is he a private in the penis millitary? and is his last name johnson?

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Exodiafinder687 58

Just make sure you have some lube in case Willy wants to visit his chocolate factory.

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challan 19

Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-do... He has the perfect penis for you. Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-dee... If you are wise, you'll listen to me. What do you get when you guzzle down cum? Eating and getting it in the bum. Why are you at getting terribly sore? Because he thinks your his personal *****.

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dakid87 10

Brilliant! You won the internet for today

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xninix_fml 36

@15 that was amazing :D

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JocelynKaulitz 28

I'd suggest you watch out for wet Willys.

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quickit 24

Wouldn't want willy going inside your ears.

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Emzinatorbot 26

So I guess you could say you had a threesome

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Greenteamextreme 16

Surely he wouldn't have a problem with 'Miss ******' then?

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MRSwick2525 23

oh how original of you to say something so old and stupid!

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KhaleesiDannie 26

Well Mr.Willy and Ms.Kitty should try have some kind of weird tea party you'll either both doe laughing or maybe he'll stop XD

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