or that she could be getting the big bucks from someone else

22- but none of them really can be used as a metaphor for OP's "small" penis.

Easy cum, easy go...

Ask her if she has change for $100 ;)

Turn her round and bend her over; maybe she just needs a donation in her chocolate deposit box.

Is it one of those wallets with the chain, or, the one with all the little flaps? Either way, I can never find what I'm looking for when I'm in a hurry.

19 - Pretty clever.

Maybe your not small change, maybe she's got a meat duffle bag.

You don't keep change in a wallet, silly.

If she's the wallet, and your the small change.. You need to visit the bank ;)

Or stick your dick in the vending machine and see if you have enough for a bag of chips

Sounds painful.

Just tell her if you're small change then she's a broken slot machine because she keeps letting you insert your coins and you get a pay out each time!

OP, go to coin star and cash in your coins!!

1. Read 25's comment. 2. Figure out what "the bank" is a metaphor for. 3. ???????? 4. Profit!

Agreed!

I guess OP won't be winning the lottery any time soon!

all at once?

Duh. There's another way to do it...?

Why do I imagine Charmander saying this?

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Charmander is Charmillionaire.

No way. I'm larger than most, and when I was dating a dwarf she couldn't reach my junk when I was in top of her durring foreplay.

The biggest 3 inches of your life.

4 inches at 90 mph is hell

3 inches and dangerous, BITCH!

.

Good enough.

Anything small at a high rate of speed can do some damage!

Maybe the meat wallet is too big =0

lol

are you jacking off...to fml?

^types like it.

Somebody call 911!! Oh wait.. Just grab a towel!

Don't get too excited there buddy

LMFAOO this actually made me laugh