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you arent funy Anyway, i dont see why people feel the need to name penises. Especially something like that. If this is real then your girlfriend is an idiot. FYL

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You don't control your penis size... it's just something you're born with, determined by genes. That being said. his PARENTS deserve it for giving him awful genes so that he has a tiny penis. Although I don't see why she's call it a carrot though...

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My ex named my penis the exact same thing, after seeing a bag of baby carrots at the grocery store. I think it's kinda funny, even though I'm insecure about my own size.

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As if lack of size is the most disturbing problem! The orange color is disconcerting, but the conical, pointy shape is absolutely disgusting! Maybe the green pubes are even worse.

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