Weird flex, but OK

By mrwilly - 02/01/2015 03:22 - United States - Corona

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Today, as usual, my boyfriend referred to his penis in the third person as "Mr. Willy". Even during sex. FML
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Exodiafinder687 58

Just make sure you have some lube in case Willy wants to visit his chocolate factory.

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challan 19

Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-do... He has the perfect penis for you. Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-dee... If you are wise, you'll listen to me. What do you get when you guzzle down cum? Eating and getting it in the bum. Why are you at getting terribly sore? Because he thinks your his personal *****.

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cryssycakesx3 22

he has a free willy to call it what he wants.

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xninix_fml 36

And we should care why? Haha

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paigexox0 37

Thats the biggest turn off, im so sorry.

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cryssycakesx3 22

I agree with this. it's not a separate person to be called he/him or little "name"

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DJSam909 8

I used to call my penis Mr. Willy Wonka...when I was like 7.

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StressedDesserts 17

Name yours Miss ****** and refer to it in 3rd person as well lol

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shfs2010 4

You like dating a dude like that? It's only going to get worse.

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iAmPaul 49

By default, he can only refer to it in the third person.

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raininginseattle 9

Your boyfriend is mean. Making poor Mr. Willy do push-ups until he threw up.

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