Weird flex, but OK

By mrwilly - 02/01/2015 03:22 - United States - Corona

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Today, as usual, my boyfriend referred to his penis in the third person as "Mr. Willy". Even during sex. FML
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Exodiafinder687 58

Just make sure you have some lube in case Willy wants to visit his chocolate factory.

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challan 19

Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-do... He has the perfect penis for you. Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-dee... If you are wise, you'll listen to me. What do you get when you guzzle down cum? Eating and getting it in the bum. Why are you at getting terribly sore? Because he thinks your his personal *****.

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captainsmegma 12

I call my Richard which is long for dick.

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dakotaabriannee 14

Yeah, that name needs to go. Time to Free Willy!

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Lunarlilly 12

Lot of guys do that outside of the bedroom but yea it sucks for you for him to do it in the bedroom

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False_Stupidity 41

Mr Willy puts on his diving suit as he prepares to explore the dark, wet ****** cavern.

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vintageart1994 16

Lol that's actually hilarious. You should just be happy ur having sex. :p

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joe3_fml 15

Mr willy looking a bit silly in all his 3 inch glory!

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Helen_1988 6

Oh dear! Completely empathise with you what a turn off!

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