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17, at the moment it's 6:45 pm, just had dinner, and I'm laying in bed reading my text book. the previous lot of fml's came out at 3pm, while I was sitting In a rather boring lecture :) the ones before that came out at 7 am, when I just woke up :) ( I'm a phone junkie, i check it as soon as I wake up :) ) the next lot of fml's come out at 10pm, and you bet I'll comment on them too :))

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I don't see whats so bad about commenting on each fml, half the fun on this site is in the comments

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Ha that's completely normal. Some people even name theirs. I call mine junior. We have rather interesting conversations as a matter of fact. I mean it is man (and womans) best friend ;)

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sounds to me like your husband has a sense of humor and you need to listen up a bit. besides, he and his penis were prolly in need of some bonding time. ;)

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husband:"come on little guy, wake up, tell me whats wrong" pipi:"you are a jerk for sticking me in so many things" *wewe goes limp*

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Roflmao - Time to take your husband to the mental home it's gonna be hard but you knew it was gonna have to happen soon, especially after he shaved your guinea pig and dyed it pink.

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um am I the only one who realizes this is already on fml, I'm not saying it's fake, just possibly

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mmmm a man who talks to his penis is the type of man I wanna be with...heh, I'd talk to his penis too

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I talk to mine too. Sometimes he gets choked up and I have to force it out of him. His name is mister by the way.

By  gumzy

a penis is like a flower, the more talk it gets ... the more it will blossom ! tell your husband to keep it up! your sex life is gonna get spicy!

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Ahaha "Hey dude, I'm sorry for making you fuck that saggy vagina, but don't worry it'll soon change! The neighbor is a nice lookin' guy. You into anal?" *penis goes uppp*

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