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Whatever he finds up his nose is just dirt and dust that gets into your nasal passages when you breath in. Hey, atleast he doesn't eat em :P

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wow..there was a little mountain of bogger?! well all i can say is that your husband sure "nose" how to be pick 'em!

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the only problem is that he doesn't even bother to put whatever is up his nose, nice or not, in the bin or outside or down the drain :L

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THE KIDDIE PICK: When your by yourself and uninhibently twist your forefinger into your nostril with childlike joy and freedom. And the best part is there is no limit. CAMOUFLAGED KIDDIE PICK: When in the presence of other people, you wrap forefinger in a tissue, then thrust it in deep and hold back the smile. FAKE NOSE SCRATCH: When you make believe you've got an itch but your really trolling the nostril edge for stray boogers. MAKING A MEAL OUT OF IT: You do it so furiously, and for so long

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59- you mist regularly flip over your couch and clean under there to be so judgmental. As for me, a group of gnomes could move in under there and I wouldn't know till I moved apartments.

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So BIG in fact, that my Ear, Nose, and Throat (ENT) Doctor refers to it as "Crusting". I build up "Crusting" extractions all the time. My favorite place: The underside of my nitestand. Don't mess with my "crusting stash".

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Wow # 1 no wonder 51% of marriages fail in this country. If everyone thought like you and would quit on a marriage over this, it would be 100%. Everyone has some gross habit, deal with it.

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I never said I wanted to quit the marriage, i just said that i could never see myself with someone like him because sometimes on the underside can attract small insects (weird i know) and you have thenm crawling on your couch.

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and its not healthy for anyone to have insects crawling in your couch especially when you have young children

At least it's under the couch where no one can see it, but when Mount Sticky gets too big, he may have to relocate it to your entryway.

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Ah yes... Mount Sticky... a part of the "FarSide Range". Where you will also find Mount Amber (earwax stash), Mount Lint (belly button extract), Mount Pube (lint, hair, crud that hides in the foreskin between showers), and the ever-popular Mount ToeJam. And on a clear day, you might get a glimpse of Mount Dandruff (but usually only after a week or two of skipping the head wash). I just like to continuously clean myself between showers.

Hey now. Don't go messing with Mount Pickabigcrusty woman! It took me ages to sculpt those glorious peaks!

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