Today, I had this amazing dream that a beautiful girl was giving me head. It was getting really hot, so in my dream, I reached down to push on her head, but in real life I actually swung my arm down and punched myself in the balls. FML

by Anonymous / 07/10/2012 at 6:03am / United States / Intimacy

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  • Your nuts...

    #1 - On 07/10/2012 at 11:35am by Midrash

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  • Expect that when your getting real head. Never rush a woman. I wish I could have sex dreams, if only I had imagination...

    #4 - On 07/10/2012 at 11:36am by SkoomaKi

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