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By Anonymous - / Tuesday 10 July 2012 10:03 / United States
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By  Midrash  |  5

Your nuts...

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By  Midrash  |  5

Your nuts...

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10- I'm thumbing you down purely because you think Coldplay sucks.

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  perdix  |  29

Well done! I'm giving #1 the benefit of the doubt that he intentionally used the double-entendre of "your nuts" and "you're nuts." Even if it's just an accident, it's still as funny as fuck!

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  Calyx_fml  |  21

16, Coldplay does suck

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I think everyone who replied to this comment COMPLETELY missed the fact that the person missused the form of your. It should be "you're nuts". As in "you are" nuts.

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  winnerme123  |  8

Your nuts what? ..... Hurt?

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  22cute  |  17

Why o why would you push on a woman's head while she's giving a blow job? Do you want to make her gag or bite you? That's a good way to do it.

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  Drigr  |  8

Yep. OP is a perfect example of a guy who watches too much porn and believes that's what real intimacy is... I'm pretty sure most woman, outside of porn, dislike having their partner grab their head and try to jam it in further.

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  sinkmyanchor  |  0

I don't see why it's a big deal, some people are into rough stuff like that.

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  Drigr  |  8

55, believe me, I know about people wanting it rough. I am a definite masochist. The amount, and severety, of the bite marks currently on my torso would make most people cringe. But the act of grabbing a womans head and forcing her to deep throat you is an act teenage males learn from watching a lot of hardcore porn.

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  Mauskau  |  34

If a girl doesn't want to deep throat a guy she shouldn't be forced. It just feels like we're choking and for me, makes me want to throw up (damn gag reflex)

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  eddyg94  |  11

This, as with most arguments on FMLife, is a matter of opinion, and sexual activity is probably one of the greatest dividers of opinion of all time. Newsflash guys, some people prefer different things to other people.

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  tygerarmy  |  35

While I can understand that some, and probably most people do not want to have their head pushed down while giving head, it was a dream. So why does the OP deserve to be hit in the balls for a fantasy?

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  twisted_cherub  |  14

SkoomaKi, I don't have sex dreams, either. But it isn't lack of imagination. It's that my subconscious hates me. In my dreams I get to the point where good stuff is about to happen, then flash forward to getting dressed when it's over. As for pushing her head down: Speaking as a woman with a strong gag reflex--bad move! Ask before you get rough, always. Of course, this doesn't apply to people in dreams. There, you can do anything you want. Unless you're me and you want to participate in the steamy bits of your sex dreams.

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  HentaiBunny  |  4

I think it's a turn on to have him directing. You want to do what he wants you to do for him to feel good right? I mean, we don't give head so that we feel good, its for him.

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  twisted_cherub  |  14

As established many times, it's more about the force with which he did it and how that would potentially hurt a girl. Also, most women can't get something shoved into their throats without gagging. He wasn't just directing, he was forcing. 82- I do it for me. It turns me on like no other foreplay can. But I have a strong gag reflex so he lets me stay in control, and he still gets plenty of enjoyment.

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  Drigr  |  8

82, oral isn't all for the other partner from anyone. I, like the other person who mentioned it, get turned on a lot while going down on a girl. I think of it as getting pleasure out of giving pleasure. Though I'm curious, do you not have a line between being led and being forced? You can lead a horse to water, but when you drown it, you no longer have a horse.

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  HentaiBunny  |  4

Well no, I'm not saying the girl doesn't get any pleasure from giving head, it's stimulating, but the main concern of a blowjob is to please the man. That's what I meant from "for the guy."

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  twisted_cherub  |  14

Drigr- LMAO, literally! Great analogy. A thumbs up was not enough to express how much that made me smile. And, just so you know, I'm going to repeat that to my friend. She'll love it.

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  oneFUCKINword  |  8

This is why we have gag reflexes, so guys learn quickly not to force girls heads down to hard. Once they do it to hard once, lesson learnt.. Unless his a complete idiot that is, and doesn't learn from his mistakes..

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  dissention  |  4

Drigr, technically you'd still have the horse. On topic, idk I've been told to pull hair, push on her head, and all other types of weird shit. Some chicks are freaks and like it rough.

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  JohnBoyFsYL  |  10

70- I'd say most girls I knew when I was 17 had gone that far with a guy. Most has lost their virginity by then and I didn't have a particularly slutty group of friends. It's not that weird.

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  likeaarbear  |  1

I know there are a majority of woman who the that but I've been with a couple of girls who love it and beg for it. Soo..... You guys can't speak for the everyone :)

By  asianswag  |  6

That sounds pretty nutty if you ask me

By  wetFeline  |  3

That means your probably gay

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