By Sorry - 03/03/2010 16:22 - Canada

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Today, trying to take initiative, I wore nothing but an apron and led my husband to the kitchen by his knob to have some fun. I tripped on the floor and used his knob to keep balance. FML
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Lewnna 0

Who the **** calls it a 'knob'? ._____.

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gurlucrazy 0

@21 why the **** would her husband divorce her?

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ThuhBoss 0

The word weiner is better than knob.

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brit8741 0

hahaha snickerdoodles that happens to me too! Its horrible 35 that made me laugh(: OP hope ur hubbys ok and good luck next time! :]

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cyberotter 0

same here but with me it's a unicycle

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swoopyisbad 0

For the record it actually said **** instead of knob before it was moderated.

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boogieman145 3

I thought she was talking about one of his arms that had been amputaded.

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LaLaJuice 0

stfu snickerdoodles .... but anyway..uhm shouldn't he be the one writing this fml..not you..and knob?!? likeeee really? ..either way ..that's not sexy at all leading him by his penis ..that's just weird

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DontHateOnSnicke 0

more like FHL. im sure u nearlly pulled his penis right out of its socket.

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perdix 29

Way to screw with the poor bastard's head! He thinks maybe you were finally going to make him a decent home-cooked meal, but all he was going to get was tedious, sterile sex with you. And then you give him a near-gender-changing handjob. It's not your L that's F'ed.

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KaylynKicks 0

I don't think stretching it wouldve done her very good cause it sounds midget sized to begin off with!!!!!!

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