By Gordon - / Wednesday 22 July 2009 14:12 / United States
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  _Noon_  |  0

Let me be the first one to say that I'm replying to #1 to be on top, cause I am. But only because I have something really important to say:

This one should definitely be made into an illustrated FML!! For real!

  DoomJeff91  |  2

Your junk is four feet long?

I said something almost funny or I'm an idiot.
I replied to the top because I want to be noticed.
I agree with #43.
Three of the werds are missspelled in this sentince.

  Ughsucks  |  0

This is so retarded.

Who sits on their bed NAKED and then watches someone else come to the bed "nearly" naked?

Just the thought of this makes me gag... even if you both were actually hot (very very unlikely).

  DameGreyWulf  |  0

Because they were getting ready to have some fun, and a woman who is nearly naked is somehow sexier than one who is... That's why sexy lingerie exists. It's probably the "taking it off in a seductive manner" part.

  Ughsucks  |  0

Naked bodies are not that attractive. There's something extremely weird about standing up naked waiting for someone to come out of the restroom. I don't know, maybe the fact that 99% of people would look hideous naked/standing.

The entire thought of this situation makes me laugh. I can just imagine the thoughts running through this lardass's head:
"Oh man I'm so horny let me stand up naked so she can see my hot naked/chubby body"
"Oh man look at my wife's fat rolls flopping over her panties as she walks out seductively"

Being naked and standing should be accompanied by a girl bent over a kitchen table or on her knees... not in order to "seduce" someone.
The entire situation was just ASKING for "LULZ"

  BigD2018  |  0

You are obviously an idiot and have never had sex before. When you're in that moment, there is nothing sexier than seeing your naked girlfriend walking towards you seductively. You suck.

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