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By Anonymous - / Friday 1 October 2010 05:43 / Canada
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That's because she did deserve it. She must have the motor skills of a four year old and the sexual prowess if a hippo with downsyndrome...

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Really? I think you should do it and plan the stripping a little better. I fucking love when I can watch my girl strip, but she won't let me touch her. Learn from OP's mistake ;P

Well, that's the joy of real life. Cluminess sets in at the most inappropriate times... Shame it led to severe pain on your bf's part.

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Hahaalolz, don't call me a dumbass when it's unfounded. Ok, so I didn't mention she was in pain because I missed that bit of the FML and thought she'd just fallen over. But her pain depends on how badly she pulled a muscle, granted the bf's pain also depends on how hard she hit him.

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Ok, maybe now I'm being stupid, but I don't know what that stands for. Well, ok, I tried Wiki, but that didn't give me anything I would imagine you're using it as.

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Ah, yes, Pendatik, I forgot about Urban Dictionary. Hahaalolz, you disappoint me, you've just shown that not only are you childish, but that you don't even understand anatomy. Next time, try not to just insult someone without justification. (Telling someone to 'suck your dick' isn't justification)

Looks like you'll be severely disappointed if you try to get kids out of him anytime soon. Think of this carefully it works on two levels.

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