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By Anonymous - 23/03/2020 17:23

Today, after 5 years, an engagement, and me being 5 months pregnant, my boyfriend downloaded Tinder again. 2020 is really great. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/11/2023 06:00

Today, this coming January in 2024 will be our 3 year anniversary, with loads of engagement talk in the air. Even though I found, "Congrats, you've earned Tinder VIP Status !" on my boyfriend's phone from about 8 months ago. I literally feel sick to my stomach. I was also in the hospital sick when he apparently did this. FML

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By Marcella - 24/10/2009 04:49 - United States

Today, my fiance told me he thought it was time that we started to see other people. I'm six months pregnant with his baby. FML

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By Wellgreat - 30/11/2018 03:00

Today, I convinced my roommate, who’s been single for a while, to get back in the dating game. He downloaded Tinder. His first match was my girlfriend. FML

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Revelations

By Anonymous - 04/01/2021 02:01

Today, I got a message from a woman. It was my boyfriend of five years' ex-girlfriend, telling me that she’s pregnant with his baby and that they’ve been together for a year. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/07/2012 16:20 - United States - Palmdale

Today, my boyfriend of several years, and father of our one-year-old child, finally proposed. He was making idle conversation from twenty feet away and casually said, "By the way, you wanna get hitched?" This is as romantic as my life will ever get. Yay. FML

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By Broken - 03/08/2010 12:11 - United Arab Emirates

Today, my fiancé invited his pregnant co-worker for dinner. After we finished eating, he sat down and explained to me that her kid is his and that he's been cheating on me with her for 5 months. She had a smile on her face during the entire thing. FML

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By kiken.bara - 06/01/2013 08:17 - United States

Today, I found out that I was pregnant and sent a picture of the positive test to my boyfriend. Before I got a text back from him, I got his newly updated Facebook status that read "This has got to be the most depressing day of my life." FML

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By anon - 11/11/2015 03:28 - United Kingdom - London

Today, a notification from Tinder popped up on my girlfriend's phone, saying, "Congratulations, you have a new match." FML

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Skipped

By how?!?! - 07/06/2021 00:01

Today, I found out that I’m pregnant even though I've had the implant for a couple of years. I don’t know what’s worse, the fact that I got knocked up after only seeing the guy for a few weeks, or the fact that I had a boyfriend for five years and it never happened. The new guy thinks I lied and bailed. FML

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All over the place

By unluckyinlove - 05/09/2021 00:31 - Australia - Ridgehaven

Today, I found out my boyfriend of 5 years cheated on me and now has a 4 year old, and as he’s told me, we should get married. FML

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Top comments

ojoRojo 27

Tuesday 24 March 2020 8:22

Throw the whole boyfriend/fiancé away. You deserve better!

Yudith 24

Tuesday 24 March 2020 12:02

Don't worry; every girl he meets will cancel their date because of the Coronavirus.

Comments

ThatOneLonelyAsian 31

Monday 23 March 2020 19:14

You should download it and let him fall in love with you all over again ... if he doesn't then you'll know

Susan Yee 9

Monday 23 March 2020 21:06

Engagement shouldn’t be longer than 1 year.

Marcella1016 31

Monday 23 March 2020 21:13

She’s saying they are engaged now but have been together for 5 years. Nothing about how long they’ve been engaged. I didn’t know the one year rule though. I was thinking more like 1-2 years seems reasonable. More than that seems too long.

ojoRojo 27

Tuesday 24 March 2020 8:23

There are no rules about length of engagement.

Nicolette Carpenter 5

Thursday 26 March 2020 20:13

Okay, boomer. What did you do meet someone and marry them 2 weeks later?

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 24 March 2020 1:19

I hope you're being sarcastic! You have all that bullshit AND no March Madness. What the hell?!?!

Itsheragain 9

Tuesday 24 March 2020 6:04

download it. send him a dirty message and say "whoops wrong person"

ojoRojo 27

Tuesday 24 March 2020 8:22

Throw the whole boyfriend/fiancé away. You deserve better!

Yudith 24

Tuesday 24 March 2020 12:02

Don't worry; every girl he meets will cancel their date because of the Coronavirus.

WistayShlaio82 13

Monday 30 March 2020 0:37

I’m noticing a trend, people on here have terrible taste in partners.

sickerthanyou 13

Monday 30 March 2020 6:57

So why can’t you?, tons of guys into pregnant chicks

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Today, I got called in for a second job interview for a position I'd applied for. When I met the interviewer, she smiled and told me to have a seat. She pulls out her phone and says, “So, care to explain this?” It was one of my TikToks from ages ago of me singing the "N-word" over and over again. I forgot I had that. FML

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Today, I get to add spaghetti sauce to my rather extensive list of things that don't belong in a person's eye but that end up in mine anyway. Other items include molten cheese, rock salt, orange juice, chips of nail polish, cotton fibers, and firework ash. FML

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Today, my divorce certificate arrived in the mail. Reading it felt like I was punched in the face by a brick. FML

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Today, I wore a fake wedding ring on my left hand when buying a pregnancy test so the cashier at Walmart wouldn't think I'm a slut. FML

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Today, my husband of 35 years told me he had an affair with his secretary in 1995, when I was home with 3 preschoolers. At the time, the phone system required that the secretary pick up, so I was saying hello to her like a fool. I had no idea at the time. He would just come home and tell me how hard his job was. FML

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Today, my soon-to-be-ex-husband decided to bring our four kids over to tell them we were splitting up, and to make them choose who they want to live with, because, "Mommy’s been a nagging bitch." He left out that the "nagging bitch" caught him having an affair the night before. FML

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Today, my 82-year-old great grandfather informed me that his "peeter" still works, and that most guys his age can't say the same. FML

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Today, I used a restroom. While doing my thing, the power in my building completely went out. There was another person in the restroom making demonic noises and scratching at my stall. When the power came back on, he was gone. I think I'm being haunted. FML

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