By GettingNone - 25/06/2009 03:05 - France
Same thing different taste
By Iswearihavegoodhygiene - 04/11/2018 05:00
Girl, DIY
By Anonymous - 23/06/2023 03:00
Bad timing, hun
By Anonymous - 19/01/2023 22:00
Ding dong
By Anonymous - 20/11/2020 17:04 - United States - El Macero
Smash the patriarchy
By Anonymous - 19/04/2022 06:00
Bailed out
By Why's it so cold in here? - 01/02/2015 18:13 - United States
Do ya think I'm sexy?
By wifelyduties - 17/04/2020 14:00
By Anonymous - 14/08/2016 06:16 - United States - Warrensburg
So frustrating!
By Marvin-jones - 02/03/2023 02:00
By poor excuse for a father - 27/10/2018 14:00
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Who would want to after that?? eww
TMI. Guh-ross. I keep forgetting to not look at FML whenever I'm eating or feel nauseous.
Um... Yeah you should handle that, that sounds like a serious problem (the no sex for nine months thing). I mean, NINE MONTHS? I actually had to reread that to make sure I got it right the first time.
yet she is still shaving, obviously... curious... Do you trust your wife? At any rate... I can't go 9 months, I am not married... i don't even have a girlfriend and I can't go nine months... you poor unfortunate man.
Either she was pregnant or you have a serious problem. I cant go longer then 4 days without sex.
it should have been: Today, my wife asked me to pop an ingrown hair near her crotch. FML.
... it was. And then he elaborated to make it even more FMLish. Why would he leave the most depressing part out?
I can't get my boyfriend to give me sex more than once a week, no matter how much I ask him for it. :(
That sucks. I always have a higher sex drive than my boyfriends too. :(
I feel sorry for you two, get better bfs.... i would kill for a girl who could keep up with my sex drive
DUDE! i didn't know other girls had that issue! same here. FML
hahahhahahhaha
you get ingrown hairs from shaving right? what is she doing grooming down there if you guys don't even have sex? makes you wonder...
No, you don't get ingrown hairs JUST from shaving, you can get them anywhere on your body.
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How the hell do you go that long without sex? I'm married and we don't go more than 2 or 3 days, even when we're sick. This is after four years, too.
That sucks! You know the romance is gone when your wife asks you to pop an ingrown hair. Near her ******.