Intimacy: Today, my wife asked me to pop an ingrown hair near her crotch....

By GettingNone - 25/06/2009 03:05 - France

Today, my wife asked me to pop an ingrown hair near her crotch. We haven't had sex since last September. Popping her ingrown hair was the closest I've gotten to my wife's vagina in nearly nine months. FML

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By Iswearihavegoodhygiene - 04/11/2018 05:00

Today, I popped a zit that had formed around an ingrown hair "down there". It popped with so much force, the pus hit me in the forehead. Still can't get the hair out. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/06/2023 03:00

Today, my wife yelled at me to "just stick it up her ass already." No, not for anal sex, it was a suppository she got from the doctor. This is the closest I’ve been to sex in 2 years, since she decided we were done having sex and won’t even explain why when I ask. We’re only in our 30s. FML

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Bad timing, hun

By Anonymous - 19/01/2023 22:00

Today, I just had surgery and my wife finally wants to have sex. Not that there haven't been enough other days in the previous years of marriage… FML

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Ding dong

By Anonymous - 20/11/2020 17:04 - United States - El Macero

Today, I got an ingrown hair. It wouldn’t be so bad, if it were anywhere other than my penis. FML

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Smash the patriarchy

By Anonymous - 19/04/2022 06:00

Today, my boyfriend started avoiding going down on me ever since he found an ingrowing hair down there. The only reason I have an ingrowing hair is because he didn’t like my pubes, and stopped having sex with me at all until I shaved it off, thus causing the ingrowing hair. FML

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Bailed out

By Why's it so cold in here? - 01/02/2015 18:13 - United States

Today, after getting home from being in the field for a week, my wife who's a nurse, convinced me I had a spider bite on my penis. After rushing to the ER and standing nude in a cold exam room while the ER staff checked me out, I learned it's just an ingrown hair. FML

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Do ya think I'm sexy?

By wifelyduties - 17/04/2020 14:00

Today, my husband called me to our bedroom, saying he needed help with something. I found him sitting on the bed with his pants down, so I smiled and asked if he was angling for sex, which was fine with me. Nope. He needed me to pop a pimple under his ballsack. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/08/2016 06:16 - United States - Warrensburg

Today, I shaved my vagina for the first time ever. Had sex with my husband and then asked if he liked that. He said, "You've done that before, though". I haven't. We've been married 15 years. FML

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So frustrating!

By Marvin-jones - 02/03/2023 02:00

Today, my wife accused me of using her for sex. I'd only just admitted to her two days ago that I've been struggling to get it up to try and perform, after a hospital stay and a month of almost no sexual contact. FML

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By poor excuse for a father - 27/10/2018 14:00

Today, my wife is out of the country so my daughter asked me for help. She'd tried waxing her "private bits" but it hurt too much so she left the strip stuck down there for nearly two days. I was so unable to handle the situation, I called my wife crying and begging her to come home and deal with it. FML

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itsnotmytree 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 12:11

How the hell do you go that long without sex? I'm married and we don't go more than 2 or 3 days, even when we're sick. This is after four years, too.

surreal 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 12:12

That sucks! You know the romance is gone when your wife asks you to pop an ingrown hair. Near her ******.

Comments

Whapz 1

Saturday 25 July 2009 8:15

FYL

ambersaysrawr 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 5:30

that sucks lmao.

strandedinalimo 0

Monday 17 August 2009 12:44

I'm sorry, but that's horribly disgusting.

misslady3 0

Thursday 27 August 2009 23:21

thats really gross

metalhead233 0

Wednesday 16 September 2009 8:44

so quick question, did you get blue balls from getting that close?

anonymous45610 0

Sunday 17 January 2010 22:14

just talk to her

towboatdude 0

Monday 26 July 2010 12:17

Tell her to pop the dam thing herself. If she can't come off of it, you can pop it!!!!!

angel55033 12

Monday 25 October 2010 7:30

that's not right you guys need help like counseling maybe I hope she's not cheating on you

buggybeauty 0

Friday 12 November 2010 5:47

you sure it wasn't. really a herpes sore? just sayin'

CheapGodiva 0

Sunday 24 April 2011 9:27

She is cheating on you

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