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By rebekah - 03/04/2009 19:39 - United States

Today, my tampon string was hanging from my bathing suit. My boyfriend thought it was a thread hanging from my bikini bottom. He publicly pulled out my tampon. FML

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By lalalasmiles06 - 04/09/2010 03:47

Today, I put a tampon in. The string broke. I had to go to the hospital to get it out. FML

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By brooke - 13/08/2012 04:45 - United States

Today, while out at dinner with my boyfriend, I accidentally ripped out my tampon picking a wedgie. FML

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By Genuine D - 13/05/2017 08:00 - Canada - Mississauga

Today, I pulled a white cloth with string on the end from my dog's mouth. I then realized I was holding my sister's used tampon. FML

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By mimimi - 30/12/2008 06:24 - France

Today, I went swimming. While I was walking along side of the pool, everyone was staring at me. I began to think that my diet was really working. It was only an hour later, in the changing rooms, that I noticed the string from my Tampax that was sticking out of my swimming costume. FML

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By I'm out - 06/09/2016 17:02 - United States - Huntsville

Today, I found a thong at my boyfriend's house. When I confronted him about it, he panicked and claimed it was his mom's. Right. FML

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No warning

By Anonymous - 05/05/2022 18:00

Today, my boyfriend bought a bikini he wanted me to wear in our hot tub. Unfortunately, I ran out of swimsuits for my daily swim at the public pool, so I took the new bikini. Now I know why he wanted to be alone when I wore it, as water turns it see-through and melts the stitching so it falls off. FML

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Welcome to the danger zone

By Anonymous - 15/04/2022 22:00

Today, an ocean wave tore off my bikini bottoms. It took me a few seconds to notice after I stood up, by which time all of my friends, and quite a few other people, had seen my downstairs zone and laughed at me since I recently trimmed it into a love heart shape for my boyfriend. FML

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By woah - 04/05/2011 11:51 - United States

Today, my boyfriend asked me how women could urinate with a tampon in. FML

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This is fine

By Anonymous - 09/06/2012 02:36 - United Kingdom - London

Today, at the beach, my boyfriend picked me up and carried me over his shoulder. I felt my bikini top come undone in the process. I panicked and pulled down on his shorts. We were fined for indecent exposure. FML

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By ydahs - 08/05/2009 21:17 - United States

Today, while in the hot tub with my friends, my gum fell out of my mouth and I had no idea where it went. Later that night I realized it had fallen down my swimsuit and had become adhered to my pubic hairs which then stuck to my underwear. FML

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Friday 3 April 2009 23:52

Oh god, that would HURT.

ohhhhshizzz 0

Friday 3 April 2009 23:50

awuh dude that is freaking messed up, you couldnt tuck it? oh gosh, that mush have been gross and embarrasing. =] pahah, but got me outta my rut.

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dantheman_fml 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 2:03

thanks jayhawk... for a while there i assumed people were not going to get it haha

FreedomFirst 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 2:04

And to #85 - yes, it DOES hurt if you do it too fast. I've given birth naturally to two large babies (9+ and 10+ lbs.), and it still hurts to yank out a tampon. Especially if it's not fully soaked.

FMLover269 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 2:04

to the people who say how did she not notice that he was pulling it out, that it would require lots of tugging: if you see a loose thread do you slowly pull it out? no people usually grab it and give it a quick, strong jerk. but anyways lmfao haha that sucks so bad for the OP and also for the boyfriend. maybe next time he'll think twice before sticking his hand near your crotch area.

uberkrissy 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 2:09

Was it hanging out of the bottom near your vag, dude? A thick white string is quite different than the elastic threads from a swimsuit. If he yanked, then it must've hurt, but it wouldn't have come totally out - that would require a lot of force from the angle, if you think about it.

chibi_rily 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 2:09

OMG!!! that totally sucks. I would be so mortified if that happened to me. For one I mean you were walking around like that for a while and second poor you and your boyfriend. One you had to feel what he was doing and two he pulled it out. No boyfriend should see that :/ Im so so so so sorry for you and your bf

pooppoop12 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 2:09

Yeah this is not true.

LittleMiss1 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 2:11

what a stupid boy friend i mean come on he took heath!!!!

allylalala 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 2:14

wow. that sucks .. :|

Tick_fml 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 2:16

how he didn't realize after the first second that he was pulling a tampon and not simply a string is crazy to me. and uhm, so were you particularly well lubricated at the time?