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  patrickalamo  |  47

Your a pig.

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  cookeemonster  |  7

^^cleveland voice! Well, picking out wedgies are revolting. You try wearing knickers all day, those things can be the most uncomfortable god-forsaken things on the planet. But I agree, the tampon was an extra special surprise.

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  pcentral  |  17

So I'm getting thumbed down for saying this is revolting... I'm confused... Do people actually think this is a totally acceptable thing to do at dinner?

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  deBlobX  |  12

32- and your an ugly dog

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  somewizdom  |  15

Did anybody else get turned on by reading this?

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  FirebirdF350  |  7

65, I just, retched a bit, I'm not sure if the more disturbing portion of what must be going on in your mind is the fact it excites you, or that you felt the need to ask people if it excited them....

By  morgiepuff  |  14

You shouldn't have been picking out a wedgie during dinner, then.

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  Aug1508  |  9

When OP says ripped out, it sounds very painful!

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  NuTrees  |  9

What the hell?? That's weird. You must have been digging and pulling super tough to rip out your tampon. OP... That's gross and classless.. At the dinner table though.

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  rahrah765765  |  11

94- Sometimes the string makes its way into your butt cheeks. Another plausible instance could have been that while she pinched the material together the string got caught amongst the fabric and continued on with the pulling motion. Sorry, if this have you a mental imagine- I had to picture it myself in order to write about it :(

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  bizarre_ftw  |  21

94 — tampon string is in back, op grabs a section of underwear (with the string unintentionally in her grasp), op yanks on the underwear (and the string) while simultaneously pulling her body away, the tampon is pulled out, op screams, her bf is confused [...] op writes the FML

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  DKjazz  |  20

It's a pun! Took a little while to sink in, but in the end it delivered. Thumbs up for you, good lady.

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  judeymoodey13  |  10

Ya how loose are you!

By  ManInTheMachine  |  19

You couldn't excuse yourself to the bathroom? I know some people are comfortable with each other, but honestly. I would be on my best behavior on a date with my girlfriend-no ball scratching or anything.

By  TuLegit  |  4

Sucks for you mate, sorry.

By  cookeemonster  |  7

Ouch. Sorry OP, bad luck there. Damn tampon strings.

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