Miscellaneous: Today, my mother bitched me out for filing divorce papers against...

By Anonymous - 24/08/2013 20:37 - United States - North Bend

Today, my mother bitched me out for filing divorce papers against my abusive husband. According to her, it's a "slap in God's face". She's the one who's divorced two husbands so far because they weren't getting job promotions fast enough to support her hoarding habit. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/10/2011 21:16 - United States

Today, I had to break up a fistfight between my wife and mother. Apparently, my mom heard that I finally got the great paying job of my dreams, and told my wife I'd finally kick her "useless ass to the curb." We have to spend the holidays together. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/08/2009 11:33 - Romania

Today, I had a double wedding with my sister. My mother, being as encouraging as she always is, told us that statistics say one of our marriages will end in divorce. She then explained she thinks it'll be mine because I'm "a self-absorbed bitch." FML

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By help - 05/01/2015 18:52 - Malta - Naxxar

Today, I finally got a restraining order against my violent ex. My mom now keeps finding ways to tell me how shitty I am for breaking the "poor boy's" heart and how I didn't deserve him anyway. FML

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By sigh - 21/12/2011 12:39 - United States

Today, I was called a "whore," a "demon," a "piece of shit," and a "disrespectful bitch." All of this happened because I wouldn't let my mother-in-law borrow my car. This is a woman with multiple speeding tickets. FML

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By Matt - 12/08/2011 00:46 - United States

Today, I informed my family of my plans to divorce my wife after catching her cheating on me twice. They bitched me out because I will not be able to survive financially or emotionally without her support. I'm a doctor. She's been unemployed for 2 straight years. FML

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Hypocrite much?

By sonofahypocriticalwhore - 07/12/2012 17:06 - United States

Today, my mom bitched me out and threatened to send me to a Bible camp, after catching me admiring a photo of a bikini model, which is apparently "immoral behavior." This is the same woman who cheated on my dad twice, justifying it by claiming the Devil tempted her. FML

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By millie219 - 13/08/2012 15:20 - United Kingdom - Edinburgh

Today, my mother screamed at my boyfriend, calling him an "evil piece of self-centred trash". He's a sweet guy who does volunteer work for kids with learning difficulties. She's a bitter, passive-aggressive telemarketer who constantly harasses her own family with sales calls. FML

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By Really - 15/01/2016 16:25 - United States - Butte

Today, I told my mother that, after years of cheating and abuse, I'm finally getting a divorce. Her reaction was deep concern that my husband might not want to "be friends" with the rest of the family any more. FML

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By that was mine - 15/05/2015 22:26 - United States - Cherry Hill

Today, my mom cleaned out my bank account, saying my "no-good dad" owes her child support and that she'll get it one way or another. FML

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By sonofaneuroticwench - 20/08/2014 20:08 - United States - Rice Lake

Today, my dad and I got into an argument, and he ended up calling me a son of a bitch. My mom heard and started arguing with him over him calling her a bitch. Three hours later, I'm now staying at my gran's house with my mom and hoping her threats of a divorce weren't for real. FML

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strokesie 23

Sunday 25 August 2013 3:07

At least you have a legitimate reason..

Roxanna1029 14

Sunday 25 August 2013 3:08

Wow... Did she forget about her ridiculous divorces or something?

Comments

sweetbliss3 37

Sunday 25 August 2013 5:12

your mother sounds like a real joy. but good for you for getting out of an awful situation. a lot of people stay for reasons unknown. you'll find someone who deserves you for sure

Sarahandlucas 9

Sunday 25 August 2013 5:16

An it doesn't have anything to do with family considering ALOT of people get divorces these days so it isn't just her family

ThedaRose 15

Sunday 25 August 2013 5:17

Good for you to do that! No one should have to live in an abusive situation!

WelcomeToAndale 13

Sunday 25 August 2013 5:21

Typical religious hypocrite.

total_lunarcy 8

Sunday 25 August 2013 6:52

My bf's mother and aunts had botched relationships and blame ALL men. Then try to give other people advice. Some women are crazy, OP

Ms_ValS 27

Sunday 25 August 2013 7:01

Makes me wonder if this is why people stick their parents in cheap nursing homes.

lotusenta 14

Sunday 25 August 2013 7:09

your mom is just plain stupid. you deserve better than her and that asshole soon-to-be ex of yours.

sassy2085 16

Sunday 25 August 2013 7:24

That is as good as my dads comment that he was a virgin until he was 30 and so I should do the same. I then pointed out that I was born when he was 24. Parents think you were born yesterday.

friedbunnies 9

Sunday 25 August 2013 8:05

This sounds like my life exactly. Mine won't even come to my second wedding because she's still angry I left my crazy psycho ex.

asherm 15

Sunday 25 August 2013 8:31

Glad you're getting out OP! Too many people don't! Sorry about what your mom said, just ignore it, you don't need the extra stress and you need to take care of you right now. Good luck!