By Matt / Friday 12 August 2011 00:46 / United States
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  Bekeliyr  |  10

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment


Jvr91, the OP is really a dentist, he told me last night while he was roofied. OP, your soon-to-be ex-wife may be a domineering, double-crossing, manipulative, Melissa-esque, sluty slut-slut, but I'm sure you'll soon meet a hot escort/stripper with a kick ass, illegitimate son. Albeit non-traditional, there will definately be love, marriage, and a baby carri...er...bjorn, just not in that order. (P.S. Doug's on the roof)


He never really verified exactly what kind of physician he is....any kind of physician is impressive of course, but doctors aren't necessarily intellectual, or professional titans.

  DrJesse  |  10

They kinda do,because unless there was a pre-nup she gets half his stuff and she could get rehabilitive alimony until she can support herself...trust me,i'm a doctor.


Today, my long time girlfriend flew across the country to visit. My asshat roommate decided to introduce himself to her while I was in the bathroom. She left and won't answer my calls. He won't tell me what he said to her. FML

By wellshitthen / Wednesday 21 October 2015 19:30 / United States - Westborough
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