By goodgrief - 30/10/2013 18:28 - United States - San Francisco

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Today, my mom got drunk at our family reunion and told everyone how worried she is that my "excessive masturbation" would damage the nerves in both my dick and arm. FML
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Wowxoxo 17

What's her definition of "excessive"? Masturbation is perfectly normal.

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Star928 7

The real FML here is... How did she know that you **********? 0_o

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surfergirl72 7

1. I'm medical, you're good. 2. I've got decades of experience in this activity that says otherwise. Wank Away, Young Padawan.

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pdp_fml 21

Most moms are very perceptive. OP, are you ejaculating into a tissue and then throwing it in your room trash can?

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ohSNAPyall 26

Bullshit. My guess is that she is a mean drunk who wanted to embarrass you.

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TheMystery13 13

"And I'm worried that your excessive leg spreading is going to cause you to shit out a daughter who turns out to be another drunken ****."

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thisisoriginal5 11

That's actually possible. My boyfriend can't cum without having his feet in a certain position from excessive masterbating. It ******* sucks.

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kaoticroy 10

Can It even damage anything unless you do it wrong?

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