Perhaps you ought to be more discreet?

Must be a long stroke to damage the nerves in your arm.. Grats bud!

Talk about a dick move

My question is how did she know that? Being drunk she made it up...just keep track so one arm doesn't get bigger than the otherzxx

Naw. But you will soon be unbeatable at arm wrestling.

I just wanna know why your mom knows how often you **********. :/ Or maybe she's like my mom, and just likes to embarrass you by making silly things up.

I've gotta hand it to her, she's certainly gotten you into a sticky situation...

Next time your mom pulls a stunt like that, you could say you're worried about her excessive drinking, which is also pretty unhealthy.

is your doggy barking while u do it...that's one of the ways she found out.

Well... Did you give her a reason to think that? Or was it purely the alcohol..