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By Noname - / Thursday 12 March 2009 11:24 / New Zealand
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By  LittleMissMack  |  0

Parents tell embarrassing stories... it happens. I'm sure he's not going to freak out or anything. Maybe he'll think its funny and like you even more because you're obviously a highly sexual individual. =)

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By  LittleMissMack  |  0

Parents tell embarrassing stories... it happens. I'm sure he's not going to freak out or anything. Maybe he'll think its funny and like you even more because you're obviously a highly sexual individual. =)

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  hippiechick91  |  0

I used to do that too. Little kids do that when they're younger. They don't realize what they're doing though. If it makes you feel better, I used to always ask for a twin brother. I never understood why I couldn't get one. I finally figured it out in fourth grade. But thank you for posting a real FML, not like others I've read. This one is a true FML.

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  Mace2040  |  1

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  Palistus  |  0

I hope you realize what a complete bitch you sound like. As has been said many times before, this is not the first time something like this has happened, and just because you don't have sexual urges in kindergarten, does NOT mean you can't feel pleasure. And calling the OP a 'lying bitch' is just fucked up, how would you like it if some random f***tard called you that just because they are ignorant of the subject.

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  audreyy062  |  2

same @3 i did it too (how was i supposed to know what i meant) and when i found out my cousin did it too we didnt feel as bad so we would do it together (but not WITH each other =O) and OP, i would do it in preschool too, but again, i didnt know it was bad at the time...glad to know i wasnt the only one that did it...because im pretty sure my teacher told my mom about it...

By  KenMcGormick  |  0

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By  GeekN  |  0

apparently I used to hump legs, like a dog, and pillows. And I remember my dad telling me NOT to and I couldn't figure out why. Now I'm embarrassed to think about it....

By  fortunecookie_fml  |  0

my sister used to do this thing when she was that age called "swimming" where she would rub herself against the carpet in an awkward position. she did it behind the couches, my parents thought it was weird, but joked about it more than anything.

By  Books4Me  |  0

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