Porn and Love: Today, my girlfriend found out that I secretly watch porn while...

By Red - 04/12/2014 16:31

Today, my girlfriend found out that I secretly watch porn while she sleeps, but she seemed to be fine with it. That's until the next day, when she got on my Facebook account and publicly shared every porn page I visit. My father even commented, "Poor choice in porn, son". FML

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By Anonymous - 24/01/2015 01:02 - Canada - Toronto

Today, my dad uploaded his porn collection onto our family server. My mom was convinced I did it and sat me down for a long talk. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/09/2014 21:29 - United States - Atlanta

Today, I found out that my girlfriend takes videos of me sleeping and watches them with her friends. FML

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By anon - 25/10/2010 05:42 - United States

Today, I found out my boyfriend watches porn. Specifically, today, while I was in the shower. In the next room. We were alone in the house and he still chose porn. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/07/2013 19:08 - Trinidad and Tobago - Port-of-spain

Today, my boyfriend posted a screenshot from a porno on my Facebook, because the girl in it looked freakishly similar to me. My dad commented, asking for a link to the video. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/07/2015 11:52 - United States - Garland

Today, while on my Dad's computer, I looked through the browser history to find the name of a website I'd visited on it the other day. I soon found out he watches a staggering amount of downright frightening incest porn. I'm disturbed on so many levels. FML

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By Hollerz90 - 02/04/2020 23:00

Today, I came home to find my dad in my room, watching porn on my computer. When I asked him what he was doing, he closed the computer, stood up, stared at me awkwardly and then said, "You should really avoid those sites" and left my room. FML

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By fuck - 13/07/2013 17:22 - United Kingdom - Farnham

Today, I was browsing porn in my room, when my dad barged in. I quickly switched to another tab, only to see it was parked on another porn page. I had another browser window open, so I switched to that. More porn. My dad said, "Riiiggghhhttt... You need help, son." FML

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By Anonymous - 31/07/2009 00:31 - United States

Today, I decided to check my email on our family computer. Since my dad's account was already logged on, I chose to use his instead of logging on my own. When opening up a new page and seeing his recently viewed sites, I learned that he loves to watch porn. I also learned he has a foot fetish. FML

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By wtf - 16/05/2014 22:25 - Australia - Narangba

Today, I started watching porn in my room with the volume muted. A minute later, my dad knocked on the door, so I closed everything and called him in. He just said, "Son, you disgust me." and walked out. Now I'm too paranoid to use my own computer. FML

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By redhanded - 28/05/2011 09:24 - United States

Today, I noticed my hidden porn folder on my laptop had been renamed to "LOL". I live with my teenage daughter, and no one else. FML

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EggsinaBasket 9

Friday 5 December 2014 0:18

A bit immature.

cmchappy 25

Friday 5 December 2014 0:19

Best dad ever

Comments

Pauline96_fml 20

Friday 5 December 2014 2:35

You should have used private browsing

PinkishToe 9

Friday 5 December 2014 2:41

Not saying it's okay, but maybe she reacted that way cause you hid it from her? I'm fine with my boyfriend watching it, but I don't think I would like it if he did it while I was sleeping in the bed next to him! Lol take it to the washroom or something lol

SkiBunnyBB96 11

Friday 5 December 2014 2:51

My question is why do some people have this need to watch **** when they're in a relationship with someone else, like are you not satisfied with whom you are in one with? Sad really

ManicGypsy 22

Friday 5 December 2014 2:52

Oh! So that is the reason why **** sites have a "Share to Facebook" button. I could never figure out why someone would want to share it to Facebook. Thanks for enlightening me. SMH

mistress_paz 30

Friday 5 December 2014 2:58

She's psycho. Dump her.

Sathane 21

Friday 5 December 2014 3:21

Seriously time to find a new girlfriend. Vindictive ones like that tend to make false abuse and rape accusations when things don't go their way.

SuperMew 22

Friday 5 December 2014 3:38

If this happened to me, I would dump the girlfriend. Not only did she potentially alienate you from people on your list, employers are often on FB. She should have talked it out like a normal human.