By Red - 04/12/2014 16:31

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Today, my girlfriend found out that I secretly watch porn while she sleeps, but she seemed to be fine with it. That's until the next day, when she got on my Facebook account and publicly shared every porn page I visit. My father even commented, "Poor choice in porn, son". FML
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CurlyQute 17

I would be insulted too. That like telling she isn't good enough.

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pebbles041283 11

a guy watching **** or masturbation have nothing to do with the girl they are with. they satisfy different urges. unless it gets extreme, it's no big deal and doesn't mean you're not good enough

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kerstileann 26

same goes if you have a vibrator or *****. because a plastic one is " saying he isnt good enough".

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Lindeni_fml 2

In that case, I don't think you would like to see it posted for all your friends to read, this would be like insulting yourself

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sweetnsourrr 11

I don't understand how some women translate that to them no being good enough. You have to be THAT insecure to make something like this about you. lol

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tinycroc 10

Cue all the girls shrieking about "omg how dare you watch **** when you're in a relationship" and "omg how dare you ********** when you're in a relationship!". Hopefully you and your girl can sit down and talk it through - there is nothing wrong with watching **** unless you let it turn into a problem. I watch **** with my man and on my own and so does he. Which sounds like a lot of **** when it's put that way lol.

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reeper147 14

Dump her bro. You can probably do better. What you do in your free time is supposed to be private, and she certainly had no right to go and share it with everyone you know. I would kick her ass out for this.

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aliciabaird1269 11

Well OP, I guess if you really thought she was ok with you looking at it you deserved to have what you were watching posted for everyone to see.

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bushwhacker274 9

My girlfriend is ok with me watching ****. Even if she wasn't, that gives her no right to humiliate me like that.

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weveallbeenthere 30

find better **** at the very least, ask you gf what she would like to watch with you.

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bushwhacker274 9

That's awful. OP, that's a serious problem. There is nothing wrong with watching ****. And the way your girlfriend went about it was incredibly childish. She should have talked about it with you. Bring it up to her, this is the kind of ruined privacy that could destroy your relationship.

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iAmPaul 49

That's a massive invasion of your privacy, OP. What she did is not at all OK.

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elcee1987 18

Gf ftw. A bit harsh from her, but dude you basically said she's not enough to get you going. Prob should have better communication. Ydi for being so secretive in the first place

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RedPillSucks 31

while i agree that this requires communication and he shouldn't have been secretive about it, this doesnt mean he's saying shes not enough. if she's asleep and he's horny, it would be very rude to wake her up just to have sex.

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knoxxx 22

Maybe she's upset that you're watching bad **** without her, when you could be watching good **** with her.

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