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By Fucked - 16/01/2009 19:38 - United States

Today, my dog found my marijuana pipe and the bag it was in and brought it to my parents. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/12/2019 14:00 - United States

Today, on a road trip my mom got out to walk her dog. Her jar of Marijuana fell out of the car and rolled across the parking lot. FML

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By lehonX9 - 06/06/2015 09:11 - Germany - Hanover

Today, my mom found my weed stash and went berserk, grounding me and saying she's going to have my bedroom door removed. Less than an hour later, I found her laughing and smoking the same stash with my dad in the backyard. FML

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By marymark - 13/04/2012 01:02 - United States - West Long Branch

Today, I woke up to a note from my parents saying we needed to talk. Assuming it was about the weed I'd left on my dresser, I quickly confessed. Turns out my dog died. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/08/2019 06:00

Today, I came home to my parents holding my marijuana. They told me that I had the stupidest hiding place ever, and that I was, "not only a pothead, but a dumbfuck pothead." FML

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By Mellamononeyobiz - 13/01/2016 02:10 - United States - Hooper

Today, my mom smoked pot in my sister's bedroom while I was at school. When I noticed the stench, she blamed the cat. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/07/2015 19:13 - United States - Summerfield

Today, my friend got pulled over. The cops searched the car and found a bong among the stuff we were moving to her new house. When they confronted her with it, she told them it must be mine and that she'd never seen it before. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/02/2014 21:29 - United Kingdom - Ipswich

Today, my boyfriend gave me a teddy bear. I thought it was a sweet thing to do, until I saw him open a slit in its back while visiting later in the day and removing a bag of weed. He gave me a teddy bear just so he could smuggle drugs past my parents. FML

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By Alyssa - 13/02/2012 00:01 - United States

Today, my parents were out, so I lit up my first ever joint. I got so stoned out of my mind that when my dad came back home and asked what the smell was, I said a stray cat had left an upper-decker in the toilet. He found the joint in my room, and now I'm grounded for the rest of the school year. FML

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By a816090 - 26/09/2019 16:00

Today, my boyfriend sent a picture of me posing with our dog to his family via a group text. Along with our 25" bong. FML

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By rolled - 27/01/2018 01:30

Today, my angry ex-girlfriend ordered a bong to my house in my name. I came home to my parents screaming at me, demanding to know where "the weed" was. FML

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ChaosChild 0

Sunday 1 March 2009 19:38

Smart dog.

jim_witness 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 21:49

That dog is a narc

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canucks92 0

Tuesday 19 July 2011 8:43

wow one smart dog!

FYL_Lou 0

Tuesday 19 July 2011 11:02

dogs love the smell of weed, if your have some in your pocket they will always be sniffing you pocket. the solution? get your dog stoned

oops_im_fucked 8

Wednesday 24 August 2011 16:34

Run in there and get your flower back!!!!

friednoodles 0

Tuesday 30 August 2011 4:19

nice DRUGGER

ImDB8 0

Saturday 3 September 2011 20:35

Did u get ur dog from the popo?

volleyballgrrl 6

Friday 16 September 2011 5:51

drugs are bad, mmmkay?

dubstepisdank 4

Thursday 22 September 2011 22:55

shiit this same thing happend to me the first week of summer... and im mormon... thats a serious FML moment right thurr.... try explaining to your extremely devoted mormon parents that you are a pothead when they have always thought you to be a perfect 16 year old, community service doing, gift from god. yeaahhhhh FMLx1000

jewelsfml 0

Sunday 25 September 2011 17:39

I saved a dog that was about to be put to sleep. it kept getting loose and brought me a cool tomahawk pipe and a can of food. I love that dog :-)

rhoholm 0

Sunday 25 September 2011 18:13

haven't you learn that drugs is just stupid? YDI, that dog is smart

Shadow_Phantom 26

Monday 26 September 2011 8:59

YDI for doing drugs.

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