Animals: Today, my dog found my marijuana pipe and the bag it was in and... - FML

By Fucked - 16/01/2009 19:38 - United States

Today, my dog found my marijuana pipe and the bag it was in and brought it to my parents. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/12/2019 14:00 - United States

Today, on a road trip my mom got out to walk her dog. Her jar of Marijuana fell out of the car and rolled across the parking lot. FML

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Today, my mom found my weed stash and went berserk, grounding me and saying she's going to have my bedroom door removed. Less than an hour later, I found her laughing and smoking the same stash with my dad in the backyard. FML

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By marymark - 13/04/2012 01:02 - United States - West Long Branch

Today, I woke up to a note from my parents saying we needed to talk. Assuming it was about the weed I'd left on my dresser, I quickly confessed. Turns out my dog died. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/08/2019 06:00

Today, I came home to my parents holding my marijuana. They told me that I had the stupidest hiding place ever, and that I was, "not only a pothead, but a dumbfuck pothead." FML

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By Mellamononeyobiz - 13/01/2016 02:10 - United States - Hooper

Today, my mom smoked pot in my sister's bedroom while I was at school. When I noticed the stench, she blamed the cat. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/07/2015 19:13 - United States - Summerfield

Today, my friend got pulled over. The cops searched the car and found a bong among the stuff we were moving to her new house. When they confronted her with it, she told them it must be mine and that she'd never seen it before. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/02/2014 21:29 - United Kingdom - Ipswich

Today, my boyfriend gave me a teddy bear. I thought it was a sweet thing to do, until I saw him open a slit in its back while visiting later in the day and removing a bag of weed. He gave me a teddy bear just so he could smuggle drugs past my parents. FML

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By Alyssa - 13/02/2012 00:01 - United States

Today, my parents were out, so I lit up my first ever joint. I got so stoned out of my mind that when my dad came back home and asked what the smell was, I said a stray cat had left an upper-decker in the toilet. He found the joint in my room, and now I'm grounded for the rest of the school year. FML

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By a816090 - 26/09/2019 16:00

Today, my boyfriend sent a picture of me posing with our dog to his family via a group text. Along with our 25" bong. FML

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By rolled - 27/01/2018 01:30

Today, my angry ex-girlfriend ordered a bong to my house in my name. I came home to my parents screaming at me, demanding to know where "the weed" was. FML

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ChaosChild 0

Sunday 1 March 2009 19:38

Smart dog.

jim_witness 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 21:49

That dog is a narc

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drummerelx 0

Thursday 8 April 2010 17:19

bummerr

sagwaagua 0

Friday 23 April 2010 8:17

I agree with 50

deannamarie12 0

Sunday 2 May 2010 19:09

marijuana is gross. :(

Loosechange 0

Saturday 8 May 2010 5:57

If you do drugs you are fag and this is a fake FML. It is not called a pipe it is called a Bong Idiot.

R0lling_St0ner 0

Monday 10 May 2010 22:50

ok #56 you have to be the biggest moron here because 1 not only do I smoke weed I'm not a fag so your wrong on the the whole "if you do drugs your a fag" point of view second because not only did the OP say pipe a bong couldn't fit in a bag unless it was a small one or he had a really big bag of weed but either way no one I don't care how noob they are at smoking weed they wouldn't be dumb enough to put a bong in a bag of weed in the first place so why don't you get off of your high horse and smoke a bowl of pot and then look at your out look on life and tell me weather marijuana is bad

dioxyde420 0

Saturday 22 May 2010 22:20

Are you serious? A pipe is much smaller than a bong. YES THERE ARE SUCH THINGS AS PIPES! A bong is big and wouldn't fit in a bag. You have no clue what you're talking about. And the "smoking weed= fag" thing, wow. Just wow.

dioxyde420 0

Saturday 22 May 2010 22:25

If you're going to brag how intelligent you are please use correct grammar/spelling.

kevg 0

Friday 18 June 2010 10:36

do to that dog what they did to old yeller

Popsiclese 0

Wednesday 23 June 2010 7:07

that's one well trained dog

hunterman 0

Tuesday 29 June 2010 0:18

hey 56 guess what? STFU there is pipes for dope you ****** stupid american

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