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By Mellamononeyobiz - 13/01/2016 02:10 - United States - Hooper

Today, my mom smoked pot in my sister's bedroom while I was at school. When I noticed the stench, she blamed the cat. FML

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By Alyssa - 13/02/2012 00:01 - United States

Today, my parents were out, so I lit up my first ever joint. I got so stoned out of my mind that when my dad came back home and asked what the smell was, I said a stray cat had left an upper-decker in the toilet. He found the joint in my room, and now I'm grounded for the rest of the school year. FML

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By whymomwhy - 11/07/2015 17:20 - United States - Salem

Today, my mother talked shit about me to the cat while I was in the room. FML

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By valarmorgoolies - 06/02/2015 18:51 - United States - Binghamton

Today, my mom accused me of smoking weed. Truth is, I'd just ripped the quietest and weirdest smelling fart of my life. She wouldn't believe me, accused me of making stupid excuses up, and grounded me. FML

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By lehonX9 - 06/06/2015 09:11 - Germany - Hanover

Today, my mom found my weed stash and went berserk, grounding me and saying she's going to have my bedroom door removed. Less than an hour later, I found her laughing and smoking the same stash with my dad in the backyard. FML

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By potheadloljk - 02/12/2012 02:01 - United States - East Machias

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house when I got a call from my parents. They told me to come home immediately. Panicking, I rushed home. My dad pulled out a clear tube filled with dried leaves. They accused me of having marijuana. It was catnip for my kitten. FML

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Smoke 'em if you've got 'em

By Dumbweed - 28/08/2009 04:42 - United States

Today, my mom told me she was getting tired of the smell of marijuana in the house. So I confessed and told her I'll never bring it home again. She was talking about my neighbors. FML

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By alexbobalex - 11/01/2010 07:23 - Aland Islands

Today, my mom found a pack of cigarettes in my pocket. She hates smoking, so she tore every single cigarette to pieces, then emptied a bag of kitty litter on them. On my bed. FML

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Every day is Caturday

By Anonymous - 16/11/2012 00:36 - United States - Panama City

Today, my mom came home drunk and yelled at me for 20 minutes for not feeding the cat. We don't have a cat. FML

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Suspicious

By HtotheFtotheS - 03/04/2015 19:05 - United Kingdom - Wisbech

Today, I used an air freshener in my room to make it smell good. At first, the smell was pretty pleasant. However, by the time it'd "soaked in" it smelled just like weed. My whole room stinks of it, and now my mum is convinced I've been smoking pot in my room. FML

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By kittydead - 29/01/2009 01:05 - Canada

Today, when I was at my girlfriend's house, I farted and blamed it on the cat. I forgot the cat died 2 weeks ago. FML

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freya1998 23

Wednesday 13 January 2016 10:53

Soft kitty, high kitty Little ball of fur Happy kitty, hazy kitty Purr, purr, purr

TheNewGuy03 28

Wednesday 13 January 2016 10:47

Now I'm thinking of a kitty that's absolutely blazed out of its mind.

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jadalaheart 23

Wednesday 13 January 2016 10:45

This isn't a FML so much as a F the cats life or F the sisters life.

unholyswiss 19

Wednesday 13 January 2016 10:45

**** your life for having to deal with that level of idiocy almost daily, OP.

more4me 27

Wednesday 13 January 2016 13:09

Idiocy ? maybe the Mom is sick and tired of having to defend herself in her own home so she said the first thing that came through her head? Sure, I stinks and it's unpleasant but if it's the worst thing that's happened to OP, I mean honestly that's not a big deal ! Just ask her to go outside or crack open a window! Not the end of the world!

Mahcookiez 15

Wednesday 13 January 2016 13:18

Or she might just wanna get high af

Schmavid64 13

Wednesday 13 January 2016 14:51

#19 the reason it is idiotic is for doing it in your child's bedroom. Besides it is illegal.

fuckedPriceless 17

Wednesday 13 January 2016 15:38

#28 The law isn't always right.

DexBanWhore 6

Wednesday 13 January 2016 19:48

#28 could have been for medical purposes, like the daughter dosent ******* smoke, and it's her own damn house she'll smoke where she wants.

brezzyanna 17

Wednesday 13 January 2016 21:38

I absolutely hate parents that think like you. It's her daughters house too, why would you smoke In her room when you have the rest of the house?

TheNewGuy03 28

Wednesday 13 January 2016 10:47

Now I'm thinking of a kitty that's absolutely blazed out of its mind.

sturschaedel 27

Wednesday 13 January 2016 10:53

That's easy: YouTube cats on catnip.

Delta_0DST 12

Wednesday 13 January 2016 16:11

"Best mental image of the week" award goes to . . .

Zebediabolical 39

Thursday 14 January 2016 4:01

I sell catnip packaged to look like weed at a local farmers market sometimes. It's labelled as 'Pussy Pot' or 'Kitty Kush'. Sometimes rolled into fake joints with rice paper so the cat can just tear it up and get into it. :D

ohSNAPyall 26

Friday 15 January 2016 3:22

Kitty's name is Steve French.

Queensland 27

Wednesday 13 January 2016 10:53

She could've just gone outside

more4me 27

Wednesday 13 January 2016 13:13

Yeah that'd be good if it weren't the middle of the winter! Probably cold right now in Nebraska!

Krictix 14

Thursday 14 January 2016 2:38

I blaze outside no matter what the temperature

freya1998 23

Wednesday 13 January 2016 10:53

Soft kitty, high kitty Little ball of fur Happy kitty, hazy kitty Purr, purr, purr

moodyreallyrocks 27

Wednesday 13 January 2016 11:42

Sad but true!!

gracehi 31

Wednesday 13 January 2016 11:47

Would have made more sense if you had a pet skunk.

LyricaSilvan 29

Wednesday 13 January 2016 11:48

Well. That's a mature reaction.

FemskyD 26

Wednesday 13 January 2016 11:58

Well you never know! ;)

lalundsten 16

Wednesday 13 January 2016 12:06

At least it she didn't use your room?

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