Money: Today, my dad told me he has money set aside for when he has... - FML

By Anonymous - 12/06/2011 19:21 - United States

Today, my dad told me he has money set aside for when he has to bail me out of jail because "it's bound to happen sooner or later." FML

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By No one special. - 12/12/2010 05:28 - United States

Today, my dad called for the first time in six months. He needs someone to bail him out of jail. FML

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By fox_at_heart - 30/09/2016 02:21 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, I found out my father has been saving money to help me buy my first car. In the same conversation, I found out my mother, unbeknownst to my dad, used nearly all of the money to bail my drunken, deadbeat uncle out of jail for the fourth time a month ago. He's now back in prison. FML

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By Username - 23/06/2011 08:17 - United States

Today, I found out that my dad has been trying to take money out of my savings account to pay for divorce fees and a hammock. FML

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By that was mine - 15/05/2015 22:26 - United States - Cherry Hill

Today, my mom cleaned out my bank account, saying my "no-good dad" owes her child support and that she'll get it one way or another. FML

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By MadSon - 11/10/2009 02:59 - United States

Today, my dad had something to tell me. He'd cleaned out my bank account to pay off 38,000 dollars worth of gambling debt. My wedding is in 5 months. FML

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By needofmoney - 18/02/2011 02:16 - United States

Today, I finally told my dad that he owes me over 400 dollars, and that I need it or else I'd get kicked out of my apartment. He only gave me 70 and said to get a better job. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/08/2020 14:01

Today, my dad refuses to let me inherit all of his money, which might just put a roof over my head when I’m older. *His* money? Well, actually, he inherited it. FML

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By chiktikka - 14/01/2014 22:06 - United Kingdom

Today, my dad asked me to lend him some money to buy his medication, since he's all but broke right now. He returned with nothing but a bottle of tequila. FML

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By FATS DOMINO - 20/10/2011 15:39 - United States

Today, my sister finally broke down and told me that our dad gambled away of all my college savings, and I would have to pay for school the best way I can. They have known for months, and when I asked why nobody told me, the reply was, "You're a college boy, we thought you would figure it out." FML

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By nodad - 11/10/2011 04:52 - United States

Today, I found out my dad stole money from me when he was arrested for buying Oxycodone from an undercover cop. FML

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melissamoshh 0

Sunday 12 June 2011 23:27

How thoughtful

whiskuit 0

Sunday 12 June 2011 23:34

Now there's something you can't call a... *puts on sunglasses* ...trust fund. YEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHH

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Pigpen181 3

Monday 13 June 2011 0:11

It's nice to know, you have something to fall back on......If post secondary education falls thru

Josh67 1

Monday 13 June 2011 0:12

At least ur dad is willing to bail you out... my dad would disown me >_>

emmiep1011 7

Monday 13 June 2011 0:13

At least he cares.

AnagenisisZagus 13

Monday 13 June 2011 0:18

Rob a bank. At least in the end you could say you tried to pay for half the bail. Cut yo pops some slack.

PSQ91 6

Monday 13 June 2011 0:21

I support that comment above.

RighteousVengean 0

Monday 13 June 2011 0:22

lol its the reverse with me and my father

cumverg 0

Monday 13 June 2011 0:22

Wait until your 21st birthday to thank him

tamralee 0

Monday 13 June 2011 0:23

at least he'd bail you out. (:

luvppl 6

Monday 13 June 2011 0:23

aww I'm sorry!!! :( but, guys, please, if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all. he's not harming anyone or doing anything to you!!!

lulututu 4

Monday 13 June 2011 0:29

Are you my brother?? lmbo, :)

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