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Today, along with my virginity, my boyfriend took my laptop, iPhone, TV, and most of the food in my fridge. FML

By gerligrl97 / Sunday 12 June 2011 18:50 / United States
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By  ryankon518  |  3

You got owned...

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  seanders  |  10

Your boyfriend must be good at chess. He thought many moves ahead. He knew that you would be clingy, giving yourself to him. He then considered that you'd prolly want to settle down, get married and get a home. Then you'd get bored, divorce him and take his laptop, tv, etc. He just thought "not if I do it first!" and took your shit instead. Like I said: He's a genius, and probably a good chess player!:)

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  seanders  |  10

Your boyfriend is a genius and probably a good chess player, he was several moves ahead of you. He considered that since you were his first, you'd be clingy with him. He knew this would progress to you wanting to settle, marry and probably buy a home. He knew you'd get bored though, and divorce him and thus taking his shit. He then thought "fuck that, not if I strike first". He then proceeded in the preemptive strike. Thus: he's a genius!;)

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  xBangOut  |  4

Who were you dating really? Don't you want to know a man little better before you lose virginity to him? Or nowadays that doesn't mean anything at all? Too many douchebags are in this world, you were fool and there is no one to blame but yourself. Of course dude is an absolute asshole, but if you will stop being dumb, you will avoid situations like this.

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  smurfsarwales  |  9

at least I don't hav the fattest cat in da world AND give it beer. if u read my profile, it said dnt fuck me. and don't give me bullshit about not being fucked to cus u took da time to comment...

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  EvilPotato  |  14

...and left?

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  Epilepsy_fml  |  0

Everyone should just get a giant gold chain with your name and the word virginity on it at birth and that should be considered your virginity. Things would be so much better that way.

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  Epilepsy_fml  |  0

That's the point. That way it's proven that your virginity is stupid and pointless. I honestly hate all you people because of the stupid things you hold dear. Sound bigoted and stupid? Yeah it is.

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  IHeartJimi02  |  0

Epilepsy, I agree with you in a way. Not about the gold chain but the virginity thing. It's not necessarily stupid but people take virginity way too seriously. People plan on how they will lose it and make it out to be something special and magical. Most of the time it doesn't go as planned and there is nothing magical about it.

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  changesinme  |  0

before they turn nasty

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  Silenthunter  |  0

It was sarcasm dumbass

By  hiyourcute  |  0

I guess your sex faces are ugly?

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  XxToriwolfxX  |  0

Her "sex faces" were so horrifying that he decided to move to an entirely new continent an start a new life to forget the faces, and he decided he would need food and entertainment for the trip, and he was a little short on cash, so he "borrowed" from her.

By  chimcharx3  |  15

YDI o.p.

By  FliPsliCE  |  3

And you had no idea he was like that? Dunbass.

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  MissFukMyLuck  |  0

there are some MANIPULATIVE people out there! watch it happen to you, you'll never see it coming. don't bash the poor girl because she had to learn a lesson the hard way. asshole$

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