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Today, I was having a nice dream in which a beautiful butterfly flew by me and got stuck in my hair, fluttering its wings against my neck. Then I woke up and realized the "butterfly" stuck in my hair was actually a giant wood roach. FML

By Jenievonteese - / Sunday 12 June 2011 23:33 / United States
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  Ali_Br_fml  |  33

and flies vomit on you when they land on you... I guess for the lifespan of that roach, that's a normal timeframe... I'm sure op killed it, so it couldn't have lived for too long... and I do not know the average lifespan of a roach, and am not going to google it either... so my statement is not based on facts...

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  Ali_Br_fml  |  33

That's funny as long as it's not on me... eww, I'm shivering just thinking about it... At least op didn't crush it and get roach guts in the hair, neck or mouth...

By  DawnsPlague  |  0

Well aren't you bugged out!

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