Money: Today, my dad told me he has money set aside for when he has...

By Anonymous - 12/06/2011 19:21 - United States

Today, my dad told me he has money set aside for when he has to bail me out of jail because "it's bound to happen sooner or later." FML

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By No one special. - 12/12/2010 05:28 - United States

Today, my dad called for the first time in six months. He needs someone to bail him out of jail. FML

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By fox_at_heart - 30/09/2016 02:21 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, I found out my father has been saving money to help me buy my first car. In the same conversation, I found out my mother, unbeknownst to my dad, used nearly all of the money to bail my drunken, deadbeat uncle out of jail for the fourth time a month ago. He's now back in prison. FML

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By Username - 23/06/2011 08:17 - United States

Today, I found out that my dad has been trying to take money out of my savings account to pay for divorce fees and a hammock. FML

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By that was mine - 15/05/2015 22:26 - United States - Cherry Hill

Today, my mom cleaned out my bank account, saying my "no-good dad" owes her child support and that she'll get it one way or another. FML

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By MadSon - 11/10/2009 02:59 - United States

Today, my dad had something to tell me. He'd cleaned out my bank account to pay off 38,000 dollars worth of gambling debt. My wedding is in 5 months. FML

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By needofmoney - 18/02/2011 02:16 - United States

Today, I finally told my dad that he owes me over 400 dollars, and that I need it or else I'd get kicked out of my apartment. He only gave me 70 and said to get a better job. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/08/2020 14:01

Today, my dad refuses to let me inherit all of his money, which might just put a roof over my head when I’m older. *His* money? Well, actually, he inherited it. FML

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By chiktikka - 14/01/2014 22:06 - United Kingdom

Today, my dad asked me to lend him some money to buy his medication, since he's all but broke right now. He returned with nothing but a bottle of tequila. FML

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By FATS DOMINO - 20/10/2011 15:39 - United States

Today, my sister finally broke down and told me that our dad gambled away of all my college savings, and I would have to pay for school the best way I can. They have known for months, and when I asked why nobody told me, the reply was, "You're a college boy, we thought you would figure it out." FML

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By nodad - 11/10/2011 04:52 - United States

Today, I found out my dad stole money from me when he was arrested for buying Oxycodone from an undercover cop. FML

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melissamoshh 0

Sunday 12 June 2011 23:27

How thoughtful

whiskuit 0

Sunday 12 June 2011 23:34

Now there's something you can't call a... *puts on sunglasses* ...trust fund. YEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHH

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999pun999 0

Sunday 12 June 2011 23:49

well, if you don't go to jail, you have a headstart for when you go to college, and you know he cares!

agummere796 0

Sunday 12 June 2011 23:50

like father, like daughter...

abasio 1

Sunday 12 June 2011 23:50

Well, seeing as you are are bound to get arrested that's a good thing. Why does he think that anyway? Are you a born thief?

imnotcraZ 0

Sunday 12 June 2011 23:55

will it?

rebekahah 7

Sunday 12 June 2011 23:57

smart dad. :) but remember, OP, it's your choice to bail him out.

rebekahah 7

Sunday 12 June 2011 23:58

I missread that, please disregard.

jennnwoww 2

Monday 13 June 2011 0:01

Sounds like my dad.

FreebirdIII 1

Monday 13 June 2011 0:01

Someone is going to be a drunk college girl one day, getting to spend some time in the drunk tank. At least he is prepared.

IHeartJimi02 0

Monday 13 June 2011 6:33

Usually when you sit in the drunk take they let you go after you sober up. There's not usually a bail. At least my friends didn't have one. I don't know about everyone else.

luvppl 6

Monday 13 June 2011 0:05

not to this particular incidence, no, but I always see your comments about how "ugly" and "friendless" you are, to which I can relate. :)

Music_Is_Life101 0

Monday 13 June 2011 0:06

Maybe their scared you'll be a pedophile because you added the word bunny to your username. or because you look slightly seductive in your picture...o.e. hehe. I kid, I kid ;)