Love: Today, my boyfriend yelled at me from the other room for washing... - FML

By kj1 - 17/02/2014 18:28 - United States - Draper

Today, my boyfriend yelled at me from the other room for washing the dishes "too loudly". FML

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By AprilFlowers - 01/12/2009 17:15 - United States

Today, I woke up early and made my boyfriend french toast. When he woke up, he yelled at me because it was his dish day and I was creating more dishes for him to do. He made me do the dishes. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/04/2021 14:00

Today, I explained to my man child of a boyfriend that we don't reuse dirty dishes. We have to wash them. He doesn't think it's gross and yelled at me, throwing the pan in the sink. Oh, he also refuses to wash dishes. FML

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By HK - 16/05/2012 22:38 - United Kingdom - Haywards Heath

Today, my boyfriend got mad at me because I refused to keep him company while he took a shit. FML

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By Michelle - 17/10/2013 11:51 - Australia - Richmond

Today, my boyfriend told me that I have the bad habit of not doing the dishes before he has his daily piss in the sink. FML

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By whattheHellman - 23/10/2022 09:00 - Australia - Traralgon

Today, my boyfriend starting going off on me, calling me a psycho, all because I opened our bedroom door while he was in there. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/06/2023 12:00

Today, my boyfriend's 12 year-old son was making such loud and disgusting sounds while eating ramen noodles that it took every ounce of my self-control not to punch him. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/04/2023 00:00

Today, after my man told me to get the dishes done and clean up the kitchen, he got mad at me because I didn’t answer my phone when our son needed medicine that was downstairs. I didn’t hear it ring because I was throwing out the trash, cleaning out the fridge, and washing the dishes, like I was told to do. FML

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Run, run away pronto

By Anonymous - 22/01/2021 08:01

Today, my fiancé yelled at me after I got off the phone with my friends, because I said I hadn't felt this happy and hadn't laughed this much in a long time. He was also mad that I didn't cook him dinner. He didn't ask me to cook dinner for him. He then told me to go somewhere else if I'm not happy with him. FML

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By annie the witch - 27/09/2023 22:00

Today, my boyfriend died. I was crying in my room when I heard a knock on my door. I thought it was my mom coming to comfort me, but instead she yelled and screamed at me for doing the dishes wrong. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/05/2013 06:43 - United States

Today, my boyfriend yelled at me. Apparently I'm not the "classy girl" he thought I was, and he's not comfortable "doing such vile things in public." I had tried to hold his hand. FML

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SabresRule1 8

Monday 17 February 2014 23:51

He can get off his lazy ass and do them himself!

Sammi0116 17

Monday 17 February 2014 23:52

Is there any quiet way to wash dishes?

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thekingrkn 1

Tuesday 18 February 2014 4:53

bitch should stop slamming dishes around

Yogabbagabba6399 8

Tuesday 18 February 2014 5:00

Tell him to get up and do them himself

Amelie87 3

Tuesday 18 February 2014 5:04

My husband would do the same. I have to be quiet when doing chores around the house or it annoys him.

Helldemon 32

Tuesday 18 February 2014 5:08

Why exactly is he your husband again?

DanielleinDC 33

Tuesday 18 February 2014 15:23

If he gets upset because you make too much noise while doing the chores, he can do them himself or he can get his lazy ass out of the house while you clean it.

Alastor13X 8

Tuesday 18 February 2014 5:07

That is when I would tell him to show you how to wash them quietly everyday for the rest of your lives... Or you can find a boyfriend that isn't a complete douche bag that won't take you for granted. Either choice is good, so win-win. I NEVER let my wife say things like that to me.

Willie_G 3

Tuesday 18 February 2014 5:10

Well...

emilyismyname123 8

Tuesday 18 February 2014 5:15

plot twist: the boyfriend called to her in a manner so she could hear, due to the clinking of plates distracting him from studying. or else hes just an ass.

fivetimeslonger 24

Tuesday 18 February 2014 5:18

Well then, quietly smack him over the head with a plate. Should clear things right up :)

travlalatrav 4

Tuesday 18 February 2014 5:27

Shoulda been more quiet

cdawgtate 9

Tuesday 18 February 2014 5:37

Dump his ass

flame5768 14

Wednesday 19 February 2014 2:40

oh someone yelled! quick call the police! the swat too! my god this is worse than 9/11! god save us!

lifeindafastlane 1

Tuesday 18 February 2014 5:55

what a loser

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