By kj1 - 17/02/2014 18:28 - United States - Draper

Today, my boyfriend yelled at me from the other room for washing the dishes "too loudly". FML
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SabresRule1 8

He can get off his lazy ass and do them himself!

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Sammi0116 17

Is there any quiet way to wash dishes?

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IconicFML 9

Your loud notices get in the way of all the cod

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grtfuldeadlovr 27

Tell him to get a job to buy you a washer machine that has a low decibels. As to not upset him while the dishes are washed.

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Sly35_fml 4

Tell him to get off his ass and do it himself... Have a voice OP.

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Dthsapprntc 23

Now now, no need to dump him, he just have to be properly trained. Give him a piece of his favorite candy when he exhibiting proper behaviour and ignore him when he is not. Don't forget to punish when he is being just plain bad, like in this case. Use a spraybottle to spray water in his face, or bang two cookie sheets together right by his head. Or use my personal favorite; the shock collar. Like this: OP's boyfriend: "Keep it down with the dishes, you are being too looOOUUUCCCHHH" OP: "Bad boyfriend! Bad!"

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snackman98 5

Simply ask him, "Then why don't you do it?" That will make him shut up pretty quick.

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whatwhatindayeah 11

use paper plates problem solved

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