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By kj1 - 17/02/2014 18:28 - United States - Draper

Today, my boyfriend yelled at me from the other room for washing the dishes "too loudly". FML

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By AprilFlowers - 01/12/2009 17:15 - United States

Today, I woke up early and made my boyfriend french toast. When he woke up, he yelled at me because it was his dish day and I was creating more dishes for him to do. He made me do the dishes. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/04/2021 14:00

Today, I explained to my man child of a boyfriend that we don't reuse dirty dishes. We have to wash them. He doesn't think it's gross and yelled at me, throwing the pan in the sink. Oh, he also refuses to wash dishes. FML

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By HK - 16/05/2012 22:38 - United Kingdom - Haywards Heath

Today, my boyfriend got mad at me because I refused to keep him company while he took a shit. FML

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By Michelle - 17/10/2013 11:51 - Australia - Richmond

Today, my boyfriend told me that I have the bad habit of not doing the dishes before he has his daily piss in the sink. FML

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By whattheHellman - 23/10/2022 09:00 - Australia - Traralgon

Today, my boyfriend starting going off on me, calling me a psycho, all because I opened our bedroom door while he was in there. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/06/2023 12:00

Today, my boyfriend's 12 year-old son was making such loud and disgusting sounds while eating ramen noodles that it took every ounce of my self-control not to punch him. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/04/2023 00:00

Today, after my man told me to get the dishes done and clean up the kitchen, he got mad at me because I didn’t answer my phone when our son needed medicine that was downstairs. I didn’t hear it ring because I was throwing out the trash, cleaning out the fridge, and washing the dishes, like I was told to do. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/01/2021 08:01

Today, my fiancé yelled at me after I got off the phone with my friends, because I said I hadn't felt this happy and hadn't laughed this much in a long time. He was also mad that I didn't cook him dinner. He didn't ask me to cook dinner for him. He then told me to go somewhere else if I'm not happy with him. FML

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By annie the witch - 27/09/2023 22:00

Today, my boyfriend died. I was crying in my room when I heard a knock on my door. I thought it was my mom coming to comfort me, but instead she yelled and screamed at me for doing the dishes wrong. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/05/2013 06:43 - United States

Today, my boyfriend yelled at me. Apparently I'm not the "classy girl" he thought I was, and he's not comfortable "doing such vile things in public." I had tried to hold his hand. FML

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SabresRule1 8

Monday 17 February 2014 23:51

He can get off his lazy ass and do them himself!

Sammi0116 17

Monday 17 February 2014 23:52

Is there any quiet way to wash dishes?

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HisHarleyQuinn 14

Tuesday 18 February 2014 3:07

#61 reminded me of Sheldon proving that Penny could be trained by bits of chocolate. Win.

mum2one 5

Tuesday 18 February 2014 3:18

I just have to say, my husband does the dishes with headphones on. He has no idea how loud he is. Pots & pans banging together, dishes hitting each other. To the point that he doesn't do dishes if I'm asleep because he knows how loud it is. Some people are really loud when they do the dishes & asking/telling them that they're being loud is reasonable!

fivetimeslonger 24

Tuesday 18 February 2014 5:19

Agreed, but asking/telling is different from yelling at OP from the other room.

mum2one 5

Tuesday 18 February 2014 6:24

Yes it is. But then, one persons yelling is another persons trying to be heard.

Federgirl 19

Tuesday 18 February 2014 3:51

c'mon really?!?

Szaszaspasz 26

Tuesday 18 February 2014 3:58

Wash dishes at my house. You can be as loud as you like!

crissalove 22

Tuesday 18 February 2014 4:01

Have him show you the quiet way to wash them.

sassy2085 16

Tuesday 18 February 2014 4:22

Ditch the douche

DanielleinDC 33

Tuesday 18 February 2014 4:27

Does the little douchebag know a quieter way of washing them? If so, he's welcome to show you. One more thing: If you cooked, why isn't HIS lazy ass doing the dishes? Division of labor and all that. If he cooked, ignore this last part.

Dcm210 19

Tuesday 18 February 2014 4:47

Then when it's hard to keep quiet during sex, just stop lol.

from_srilanka 7

Tuesday 18 February 2014 4:50

BTW, is he pregnant?

andrealh30 4

Tuesday 18 February 2014 4:51

I have had that happen to me! I just tell him to F off ! No one likes a filthy house !

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