Love: Today, my boyfriend yelled at me from the other room for washing... - FML

By kj1 - 17/02/2014 18:28 - United States - Draper

Today, my boyfriend yelled at me from the other room for washing the dishes "too loudly". FML

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By AprilFlowers - 01/12/2009 17:15 - United States

Today, I woke up early and made my boyfriend french toast. When he woke up, he yelled at me because it was his dish day and I was creating more dishes for him to do. He made me do the dishes. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/04/2021 14:00

Today, I explained to my man child of a boyfriend that we don't reuse dirty dishes. We have to wash them. He doesn't think it's gross and yelled at me, throwing the pan in the sink. Oh, he also refuses to wash dishes. FML

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By HK - 16/05/2012 22:38 - United Kingdom - Haywards Heath

Today, my boyfriend got mad at me because I refused to keep him company while he took a shit. FML

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By Michelle - 17/10/2013 11:51 - Australia - Richmond

Today, my boyfriend told me that I have the bad habit of not doing the dishes before he has his daily piss in the sink. FML

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By whattheHellman - 23/10/2022 09:00 - Australia - Traralgon

Today, my boyfriend starting going off on me, calling me a psycho, all because I opened our bedroom door while he was in there. FML

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Anger management classes going well?

By Anonymous - 08/06/2023 12:00

Today, my boyfriend's 12 year-old son was making such loud and disgusting sounds while eating ramen noodles that it took every ounce of my self-control not to punch him. FML

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Relationship goals

By Anonymous - 12/04/2023 00:00

Today, after my man told me to get the dishes done and clean up the kitchen, he got mad at me because I didn’t answer my phone when our son needed medicine that was downstairs. I didn’t hear it ring because I was throwing out the trash, cleaning out the fridge, and washing the dishes, like I was told to do. FML

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Run, run away pronto

By Anonymous - 22/01/2021 08:01

Today, my fiancé yelled at me after I got off the phone with my friends, because I said I hadn't felt this happy and hadn't laughed this much in a long time. He was also mad that I didn't cook him dinner. He didn't ask me to cook dinner for him. He then told me to go somewhere else if I'm not happy with him. FML

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Compassion in action

By annie the witch - 27/09/2023 22:00

Today, my boyfriend died. I was crying in my room when I heard a knock on my door. I thought it was my mom coming to comfort me, but instead she yelled and screamed at me for doing the dishes wrong. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/05/2013 06:43 - United States

Today, my boyfriend yelled at me. Apparently I'm not the "classy girl" he thought I was, and he's not comfortable "doing such vile things in public." I had tried to hold his hand. FML

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SabresRule1 8

Monday 17 February 2014 23:51

He can get off his lazy ass and do them himself!

Sammi0116 17

Monday 17 February 2014 23:52

Is there any quiet way to wash dishes?

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Sniper_Chick4110 20

Tuesday 18 February 2014 9:36

Does he have a deathwish?

brickboy1 8

Tuesday 18 February 2014 13:00

what a dick.

PizzaBoi13 4

Tuesday 18 February 2014 13:08

At least he didn't buy you a wub washer.

Soliloquy93 14

Tuesday 18 February 2014 13:35

Ask him to show you the correct 'quiet' way of doing them. On a more serious note, dump his ass.

JoLekkaDing 7

Tuesday 18 February 2014 14:12

Get rid of him!!!!

blancoing 14

Tuesday 18 February 2014 14:23

well keep it down then

Esther_Hong 6

Tuesday 18 February 2014 14:37

Wow.

danny_cali 0

Tuesday 18 February 2014 15:47

Why does everyone keep saying to tell him to do it? Why not just get a new boyfriend?

Wolff_Vaun 3

Tuesday 18 February 2014 19:39

There is a quiet way to do dishes. I can't stand when I'm sitting in the other room trying to relax and watch tv and my gf is being loud as hell washing dishes. Have some consideration for other people, damn.

fuggotmuggot 14

Tuesday 18 February 2014 20:05

It is possible though.

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