Love: Today, my boyfriend yelled at me from the other room for washing... - FML

By kj1 - 17/02/2014 18:28 - United States - Draper

Today, my boyfriend yelled at me from the other room for washing the dishes "too loudly". FML

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By AprilFlowers - 01/12/2009 17:15 - United States

Today, I woke up early and made my boyfriend french toast. When he woke up, he yelled at me because it was his dish day and I was creating more dishes for him to do. He made me do the dishes. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/04/2021 14:00

Today, I explained to my man child of a boyfriend that we don't reuse dirty dishes. We have to wash them. He doesn't think it's gross and yelled at me, throwing the pan in the sink. Oh, he also refuses to wash dishes. FML

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By HK - 16/05/2012 22:38 - United Kingdom - Haywards Heath

Today, my boyfriend got mad at me because I refused to keep him company while he took a shit. FML

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By Michelle - 17/10/2013 11:51 - Australia - Richmond

Today, my boyfriend told me that I have the bad habit of not doing the dishes before he has his daily piss in the sink. FML

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By whattheHellman - 23/10/2022 09:00 - Australia - Traralgon

Today, my boyfriend starting going off on me, calling me a psycho, all because I opened our bedroom door while he was in there. FML

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Anger management classes going well?

By Anonymous - 08/06/2023 12:00

Today, my boyfriend's 12 year-old son was making such loud and disgusting sounds while eating ramen noodles that it took every ounce of my self-control not to punch him. FML

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Relationship goals

By Anonymous - 12/04/2023 00:00

Today, after my man told me to get the dishes done and clean up the kitchen, he got mad at me because I didn’t answer my phone when our son needed medicine that was downstairs. I didn’t hear it ring because I was throwing out the trash, cleaning out the fridge, and washing the dishes, like I was told to do. FML

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Run, run away pronto

By Anonymous - 22/01/2021 08:01

Today, my fiancé yelled at me after I got off the phone with my friends, because I said I hadn't felt this happy and hadn't laughed this much in a long time. He was also mad that I didn't cook him dinner. He didn't ask me to cook dinner for him. He then told me to go somewhere else if I'm not happy with him. FML

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Compassion in action

By annie the witch - 27/09/2023 22:00

Today, my boyfriend died. I was crying in my room when I heard a knock on my door. I thought it was my mom coming to comfort me, but instead she yelled and screamed at me for doing the dishes wrong. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/05/2013 06:43 - United States

Today, my boyfriend yelled at me. Apparently I'm not the "classy girl" he thought I was, and he's not comfortable "doing such vile things in public." I had tried to hold his hand. FML

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SabresRule1 8

Monday 17 February 2014 23:51

He can get off his lazy ass and do them himself!

Sammi0116 17

Monday 17 February 2014 23:52

Is there any quiet way to wash dishes?

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Credibleskills 28

Tuesday 18 February 2014 5:58

Wow, dejavu!

salman_albalushi 19

Tuesday 18 February 2014 6:51

Make him a sandwich

TwistedSaint642 6

Tuesday 18 February 2014 7:12

lol

Witchylady 17

Tuesday 18 February 2014 7:25

Tell him to get off his lazy ass and do it himself if he doesn't like the way you wash dishes. Your boyfriend is an idiot.

AlexRen 21

Tuesday 18 February 2014 7:59

He is on his meriod. For the next two days he'll be highly irritated.

LennyComa 39

Tuesday 18 February 2014 8:13

And The Lazy prick didn't help because.....

letsgooo_fml 23

Tuesday 18 February 2014 9:07

I had a roommate like that. Haven't talked to her since.

QueenSaru 28

Tuesday 18 February 2014 9:09

Is he prone to migraines? Studying? On the phone? If none of the above, he's probably just being an ass. Though in all fairness... I've never heard someone wash dishes LOUDLY.

10showgirl 16

Tuesday 18 February 2014 9:17

I agree. My dad was abusive and one of his rules were that we had to be quiet doing everything. Run.

fmlrulesBolt 14

Tuesday 18 February 2014 9:19

How did this get approved?

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