Miscellaneous: Today, at 2:00 am, my neighbor discovered "What Does The Fox... - FML

By Anonymous - 17/03/2015 21:11 - United States

Today, at 2:00 am, my neighbor discovered "What Does The Fox Say?" He loves it. FML

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Today, I'm very tired because last night my cat decided to announce to the world that another cat had wandered into the backyard at the top of his lungs. At 2 AM. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/11/2010 01:31 - United States

Today, there was an animal rummaging around in my trashcan, so I kicked the trashcan to see what it was. The fox then chased me for three blocks to find out what I was. FML

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By nick - 18/05/2012 07:22 - United States

Today, I came home to find a note on my door from the neighbor saying "I saw a coyote eat your dog, but was afraid it was rabid." FML

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By frenchpop1960 - 23/02/2009 21:58 - United States

Today, I was over at my boyfriend's house and I heard a strange sound. I laughed and said, "It sounds like a dog throwing up!" He listened for a second and said "That's my mom crying downstairs." FML

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Today, I discovered my neighbors have bought a karaoke machine. FML

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By Annoyed - 04/10/2013 02:56 - United States - Accokeek

Today, after watching an episode of New Girl, my boyfriend became obsessed with the "Cotton-eyed Joe" song. He won't stop playing it. FML

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By Rachael - 30/11/2012 07:29 - Australia

Today, I was woken up by my elderly neighbor banging on my door at 2am. She needed "urgent" assistance as she had forgotten how to turn her TV off. I'd just fallen asleep. FML

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may14th 26

Wednesday 18 March 2015 8:31

at 2:00 the fox shouldn't be saying anything

jentrynicole 20

Wednesday 18 March 2015 8:30

Tell him the fox says to shut up.

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jentrynicole 20

Wednesday 18 March 2015 8:30

Tell him the fox says to shut up.

coming back in the future 30

Wednesday 18 March 2015 11:47

OP's neighbour should be called IE

may14th 26

Wednesday 18 March 2015 8:31

at 2:00 the fox shouldn't be saying anything

_parth 20

Wednesday 18 March 2015 17:31

Well fox at 2 am says. Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow!.

KatPlaysMC 14

Wednesday 18 March 2015 8:31

Omg I feel so bad for you

Weiss_Schnee 14

Wednesday 18 March 2015 8:34

Start playing nyan cat, only louder.

Mauskau 35

Wednesday 18 March 2015 9:31

Add what I think is called leekspin :D

pinkster2014 25

Wednesday 18 March 2015 16:39

But what if he likes that too, and then he starts playing THAT? xD

Ichiya 29

Wednesday 18 March 2015 20:02

Wheebl's narwhal song m on loop.

cari_cat 19

Wednesday 18 March 2015 23:03

I agree with #40 this sounds like the neighbour's perfect 2am playlist

quesok 22

Wednesday 18 March 2015 8:34

What does the spleen say?

karma_kicks_back 16

Wednesday 18 March 2015 22:20

Depends how hard you kick it...

gintwinsmoore 20

Wednesday 18 March 2015 22:38

cr-cr-cr-cr-cr-cr-crack!!!!!

Xeebar 28

Wednesday 18 March 2015 8:44

I remember the good old days when foxes said nothing.

HereNReady 13

Wednesday 18 March 2015 8:47

After all this time? Gangnam Style may be in your near future.

JKPwnage 27

Wednesday 18 March 2015 13:23

And possibly Harlem Shake

ToxicTyrael 26

Wednesday 18 March 2015 8:49

Tell him the fox barks and you're going to buy a dog if he doesn't stop harassing the neighbourhood at 2 a.m.

wishfulthinks 19

Wednesday 18 March 2015 8:50

If he has a dog, offer to look after it for a few days and teach it to bite whenever it hears that song. Problem solved!

esemexicano 9

Wednesday 18 March 2015 9:03

so....what DOES the fox say?

thes7274473 19

Wednesday 18 March 2015 23:43

High pitched barking noises. Imagine a beagle puppy.

mellajella 14

Thursday 19 March 2015 4:42

Ding ding ding ding ding dingading

TallMist 32

Wednesday 22 April 2015 22:26

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