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I'd prefer the lonely feeling.. then again my boyfriend comes into the bathroom all the time unannounced.. don't tell me to lock the door.. he picks the lock.

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I would of said, okay next time its YOURturn 2 suffer thru smelling MY SHIT BiTchhhh !, then be like i love u babyy. Lls

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Personally, I'm trying not to make a shitty pun...but I can't resist. Anyway, OP, giving your boyfriend some privacy is a good thing, though he seems to want to bond with you more often. Bathrooms make you feel isolated from the world, and I guess he just wanted to spend his special time with you.

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Because they take their phones with them to take a dump. That's why it takes so long 84 because we're playing some game instead of actually shitting

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I hate it when my cat walks in on me when I'm in the bathroom. She looks up at me and we make eye contact, and she knows what she's doing. They know.

What did he think you were gonna do that would have made it that much better? Stand there and sing him a song? Hold his hand?

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No definately guantonimo bay cause they were walking through the woods before they got to the inbreds house and then Harold threw the phone and the cop dude found it later

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The guy off of American pie who boiked stifflers mom and his roommate started the blumkin in the white castle movie. Maybe it carried over into their next movie.

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