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By TheCrackerNinja / Friday 26 November 2010 00:55 / United States
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20 - love the bluntness. But alllll of the bath water was slimy, who do you think came in there? A randy horse??

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looks like youre the one thats not gonna "get it" amirite? notice the typo up there? eh? ehhhh? ahhh ok

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knock knock...who's there? it's me... wondering why you're not naked.... knock knock... who's there? it's me again.... still wondering why you're not naked....

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Oh yes. Plant genitalia; for any and every occasion. That's original. At least OP tried. I'd say there's just no pleasing her, she's being unfair and very ungrateful. Slimy.. Bah! She's complaining about bath oil. Whiny bitch.

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How does the girl not liking oil in the bath make her a bitch? She could have said it in a nicer way, but too much oil does feel unpleasant sometimes.

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I also know a lot of guys that WON'T do that so if you find one of the ones willing to do stuff like that GRAB HIM AND DON'T LET GO!! lol

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My bf couldn't do that if he wanted to. Our bathtub is too little :/ I'm 5' even and I barely fit in it by myself. That was super nice of him tho! My bf does other stuff to be romantic, like offering to do anal when I'm on my period, and pushing on the back of my head when I do oral lol... He's sooo romantic!

Lol romantic bath? Plus points for being creative! You should have insisted that she join you but in the future maybe ask her to specify what she means by romantic? That could be simpler and much more effective!!

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It's super effective! Girlfriend fainted! Boyfriend gained 74xp points What is this? -Evolve music- Boyfriend has evolved to Badass Dude!

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