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Tell him he can rupture the chambers in his penis, effectively breaking it. He'll think twice before he tries to make a doggie with his peepee.

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Here's a cool, true story 54. My dad is good friends with Alan Rickman. He works with him through the Blackfriar's convention and through the Globe Theatre in London. I've met the man, and being as cruel and unwavering as the character Snape is a testament to Alan's acting ability, because he is a genuinely nice, sincere, affable fellow.

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An even loftier and more impressive goal would be for him to play Paganini on the piano with just his penis and perhaps a partner.

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Pixxio try with mine ... no way yours is longer... I can't even cover it. Well, it's not like I try...

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I would be more disturbed by the fact that the guy is looking up guys who can make animals with his penis.

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Today, I heard of a man who can make balloon animals with his penis. I am trying to reach this legendary status, but my girlfriend keeps yelling at me. Plus, I've got a boner. Fml

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i can make mine look like squidward! push the Jacobs up on each side for the eyes and well his nose... that's self explanatory!

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Maybe she likes a small one; maybe she has a teeny tiny hoo-hah, or maybe she has some kind of reverse preference for dicks, or dickslexia, as it is often called.

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ken kaniff from connecticut! no, he's more of a guy thatd be paired up with pedobear.. what time are you getting off?..work? or should i say, what time are you cumming over?

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it'd be funny if he was attempting this with a small dick =] but then again....I don't see how it's possible, no matter what your size...

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There's nothing like having a penis. Vaginas can be cool too, but penises (or is it penii) are just the bees knees.

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Come on. You must have heard that with a vagina, you can have as many penises as you want. (old joke) BTW I don't think the plural of penis is penii. I think I read it as penes before but mostly it's spelt penises. I may be wrong. (:

I tried that once... Never worked out make him try it with real balloons. And why would he watch a guy make balloon animals with his penis?

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Not to shatter your dreams...but it's basically impossible to bend an erect penis much less pretzel style.. no one has ever done it, it might just break off

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