By Anonymous - 08/08/2011 14:29 - Canada

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Today, my boyfriend told me about this guy who makes balloon animals with his penis. My boyfriend has spent the last 4 hours trying to make his penis look like a pretzel. FML
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Same thing different taste

Top comments

So he has that long of a penis? Stop complaining..

that's a lofty goal, you should be proud of him.

Comments

daydreamer244 13

oh come on... what guy hasnt tried this?

tybtab 5

i have i can make a giraffe

duckman9 55

I've never tried that, and have no plans on doing that anytime in the near future. btw: last time I've checked, I was a guy :D

That's Funny , but it also sounds painful !

superpacker85 0

souns verry painful what if it gets stuck in a knot

Polo_X 0

That's actually pretty cool. I don't think this would be any fml for a guy because it's something we'd be proud of!

StopDropNRoll 11

Hmm you might want to rethink that one. "Today, I tried to make a pretzel shape with my penis. I ended up tearing a muscle, guess which one, fml." Or something of that nature

jellitonoctopus 19

Lovely, would you like sour cream with that?

A7X_LoVeee 10

Sour cream and pretzels....?