Jealousy, Sextoys and Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend stayed over at my place for the first time....

By Anonymous - 15/04/2014 16:37 - United States - Erie

Today, my boyfriend stayed over at my place for the first time. I left him in the bedroom for a couple of minutes while I used the toilet, and when I came back, he was holding my vibrator. He angrily asked me, "What the hell is this? You know this is cheating, right?" FML

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By Anonymous - 23/08/2013 23:30 - United States

Today, my boyfriend dumped me for "cheating" on him by using a vibrator. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/03/2013 16:59 - Germany - Dortmund

Today, my girlfriend and I were going to get intimate, so I masturbated before leaving my place, hoping it would help me last longer than usual. 10 minutes in, she shoved me off and started screaming at me, convinced that I've been cheating on her and practising with someone else. FML

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By WTF? - 01/04/2011 15:55 - United Kingdom

Today, I caught my boyfriend secretly using my hair straightener while I was in the other room. Too embarrassed to talk to him about it, I left and came back later, only to discover him slipping on a pair of my panties. FML

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By crazygirl - 29/10/2009 06:42 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I realized that the vibrator we bought got sent to his parents house. He picked it up from them, brought it home, and we discovered that they had already opened the package. They even tried to hide the evidence by re-taping it. FML

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By O-|---<=~ - 18/10/2013 23:01 - United States - Bellingham

Today, my otherwise lovely boyfriend of a month showed his true colors. He freaked out when he learned that I use tampons instead of pads. He yelled that using them is like cheating on him, because his penis is the only thing that should ever enter me. FML

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By Elizabeth Ann - 19/08/2018 03:30

Today, I came home to find my boyfriend playing with himself. He got mad and said I "killed the mood". How? By coming home. FML

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By 504-A1 - 11/05/2012 22:02 - Canada - Barrie

Today, I was having phone sex with my boyfriend. Trying to be sexy, I told him what I was doing with my vibrator. I heard a loud bang, followed by him shouting, "Why don't you just fucking marry it, then?!" and then hanging up. FML

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Don't knock until you try it

By Anonymous - 29/01/2022 05:01

Today, my boyfriend asked me to use a sex toy on him. Am I in the wrong relationship? FML

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By 181999 - 14/09/2013 20:47 - United States - Essex Junction

Today, I went to my boyfriend's apartment for the first time, only to see another girl walking out. I accused her of cheating with him and we got into a fight. Turns out I was at the wrong apartment. He lives next door. FML

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By sarajj - 29/03/2013 21:36 - United States - Littleton

Today, I felt frisky, so I went over to my boyfriend's place, hoping to have some fun. I brought over a movie, and part-way through it, I started feeling him up. He responded by sighing, "That's really fucking annoying, babe. Cut it out, yeah?" FML

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Welshite 39

Wednesday 16 April 2014 2:15

I hope you pointed angrily at his hand.

chocolatefrog28 29

Wednesday 16 April 2014 2:22

Tell him he's actually the other man, and you're already in a meaningful relationship with your vibrator but you're willing to be friends with benefits.

Comments

globalgirly33 2

Wednesday 16 April 2014 5:43

I'd be kicking him to the curb, and fast, because if he's that upset over a vibrator...that's the kind of guy that gets possessive and violent.. Run. Block his calls. Never contact him again.

jbuckets_404 38

Wednesday 16 April 2014 11:05

I agree!

illinoiscentral 16

Wednesday 16 April 2014 12:28

OP, if you need more convincing, I agree too.

LandoKid 9

Wednesday 16 April 2014 5:45

If any guy ever felt threatened, it means even HE doesn't trust what he can do. a woman shouldn't have to give a guy confidence, he should be able to hold himself up.

puppie406 23

Wednesday 16 April 2014 5:47

That guy is jealous of something thats most likely just plastic and a vibrating piece of metal with batteries like thats pretty low lmao

annie_nk 22

Wednesday 16 April 2014 5:47

I hear the ones that thrust are awesome. ....Oh, you meant the boyfriend!

calucalay 13

Wednesday 16 April 2014 5:50

dont feel bad OP it was most likely how he was raised. same thing happened to my brother when his wife found out, then the church got involved. sometimes its best to teach them unless their not willing to learn