Jealousy, Sextoys and Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend stayed over at my place for the first time....

By Anonymous - 15/04/2014 16:37 - United States - Erie

Today, my boyfriend stayed over at my place for the first time. I left him in the bedroom for a couple of minutes while I used the toilet, and when I came back, he was holding my vibrator. He angrily asked me, "What the hell is this? You know this is cheating, right?" FML

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By Anonymous - 23/08/2013 23:30 - United States

Today, my boyfriend dumped me for "cheating" on him by using a vibrator. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/03/2013 16:59 - Germany - Dortmund

Today, my girlfriend and I were going to get intimate, so I masturbated before leaving my place, hoping it would help me last longer than usual. 10 minutes in, she shoved me off and started screaming at me, convinced that I've been cheating on her and practising with someone else. FML

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By WTF? - 01/04/2011 15:55 - United Kingdom

Today, I caught my boyfriend secretly using my hair straightener while I was in the other room. Too embarrassed to talk to him about it, I left and came back later, only to discover him slipping on a pair of my panties. FML

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By crazygirl - 29/10/2009 06:42 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I realized that the vibrator we bought got sent to his parents house. He picked it up from them, brought it home, and we discovered that they had already opened the package. They even tried to hide the evidence by re-taping it. FML

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By O-|---<=~ - 18/10/2013 23:01 - United States - Bellingham

Today, my otherwise lovely boyfriend of a month showed his true colors. He freaked out when he learned that I use tampons instead of pads. He yelled that using them is like cheating on him, because his penis is the only thing that should ever enter me. FML

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By Elizabeth Ann - 19/08/2018 03:30

Today, I came home to find my boyfriend playing with himself. He got mad and said I "killed the mood". How? By coming home. FML

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By 504-A1 - 11/05/2012 22:02 - Canada - Barrie

Today, I was having phone sex with my boyfriend. Trying to be sexy, I told him what I was doing with my vibrator. I heard a loud bang, followed by him shouting, "Why don't you just fucking marry it, then?!" and then hanging up. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/01/2022 05:01

Today, my boyfriend asked me to use a sex toy on him. Am I in the wrong relationship? FML

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By 181999 - 14/09/2013 20:47 - United States - Essex Junction

Today, I went to my boyfriend's apartment for the first time, only to see another girl walking out. I accused her of cheating with him and we got into a fight. Turns out I was at the wrong apartment. He lives next door. FML

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By sarajj - 29/03/2013 21:36 - United States - Littleton

Today, I felt frisky, so I went over to my boyfriend's place, hoping to have some fun. I brought over a movie, and part-way through it, I started feeling him up. He responded by sighing, "That's really fucking annoying, babe. Cut it out, yeah?" FML

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Welshite 39

Wednesday 16 April 2014 2:15

I hope you pointed angrily at his hand.

chocolatefrog28 29

Wednesday 16 April 2014 2:22

Tell him he's actually the other man, and you're already in a meaningful relationship with your vibrator but you're willing to be friends with benefits.

Comments

supersquirel500 10

Wednesday 16 April 2014 3:19

I'd be jealous of that vibrator too.

itwasalongnight 10

Wednesday 16 April 2014 3:39

Annnnd your boyfriend is an idiot... Sorry OP. Hold up his hand and tell him if he thinks your vibrator constitutes cheating, his hand is now off limits.

beckshniddley 10

Wednesday 16 April 2014 3:39

I really want OP to comment and clarify. I mean this guy must **********! And if he didn't he would make a point in telling her.

FlyingPie 17

Wednesday 16 April 2014 3:57

I'm sure he'd like to have the upper hand.

tjw1616 21

Wednesday 16 April 2014 4:06

cute ^_^ & oh so very weird lol I'd investigate this matter

rocker_chick23 27

Wednesday 16 April 2014 5:22

There is nothing cute about a man getting pissed that his girlfriend masturbates.

worldclassrager 39

Wednesday 16 April 2014 4:22

Did you shoot back his right arm is cheating as well?

Dynosaur_dollie 38

Wednesday 16 April 2014 4:29

Funny how everyone is assuming he masterbates, there are men and women who don't. With her luck she'd say something about using his hand only to find out he doesn't... I'd be ditching him for invading my privacy and snooping through draws, sounds like some trust issues and insecurity that I wouldn't want to deal with personally.

Dkman 11

Wednesday 16 April 2014 4:50

Point to his hands and say "those are too." Sorry he's a suspicious prick op

mchmelev1993 10

Wednesday 16 April 2014 4:57

I mean if he wants to get creative here let him mold a ***** for you with his own size. Smfh

dawnimus 21

Wednesday 16 April 2014 9:07

I don't know why this is getting thumbed down - some men are insecure about vibes/****** because they feel inadequate in terms of size (even if it's nonsense, although tbh some are totally unrealistically huge). Moulding an exact replica means they can't get upset about it being bigger than they are.