Jealousy, Sextoys and Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend stayed over at my place for the first time....

By Anonymous - 15/04/2014 16:37 - United States - Erie

Today, my boyfriend stayed over at my place for the first time. I left him in the bedroom for a couple of minutes while I used the toilet, and when I came back, he was holding my vibrator. He angrily asked me, "What the hell is this? You know this is cheating, right?" FML

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By Anonymous - 23/08/2013 23:30 - United States

Today, my boyfriend dumped me for "cheating" on him by using a vibrator. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/03/2013 16:59 - Germany - Dortmund

Today, my girlfriend and I were going to get intimate, so I masturbated before leaving my place, hoping it would help me last longer than usual. 10 minutes in, she shoved me off and started screaming at me, convinced that I've been cheating on her and practising with someone else. FML

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By WTF? - 01/04/2011 15:55 - United Kingdom

Today, I caught my boyfriend secretly using my hair straightener while I was in the other room. Too embarrassed to talk to him about it, I left and came back later, only to discover him slipping on a pair of my panties. FML

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By crazygirl - 29/10/2009 06:42 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I realized that the vibrator we bought got sent to his parents house. He picked it up from them, brought it home, and we discovered that they had already opened the package. They even tried to hide the evidence by re-taping it. FML

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Dumbass

By O-|---<=~ - 18/10/2013 23:01 - United States - Bellingham

Today, my otherwise lovely boyfriend of a month showed his true colors. He freaked out when he learned that I use tampons instead of pads. He yelled that using them is like cheating on him, because his penis is the only thing that should ever enter me. FML

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By Elizabeth Ann - 19/08/2018 03:30

Today, I came home to find my boyfriend playing with himself. He got mad and said I "killed the mood". How? By coming home. FML

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By 504-A1 - 11/05/2012 22:02 - Canada - Barrie

Today, I was having phone sex with my boyfriend. Trying to be sexy, I told him what I was doing with my vibrator. I heard a loud bang, followed by him shouting, "Why don't you just fucking marry it, then?!" and then hanging up. FML

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Don't knock until you try it

By Anonymous - 29/01/2022 05:01

Today, my boyfriend asked me to use a sex toy on him. Am I in the wrong relationship? FML

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By 181999 - 14/09/2013 20:47 - United States - Essex Junction

Today, I went to my boyfriend's apartment for the first time, only to see another girl walking out. I accused her of cheating with him and we got into a fight. Turns out I was at the wrong apartment. He lives next door. FML

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By sarajj - 29/03/2013 21:36 - United States - Littleton

Today, I felt frisky, so I went over to my boyfriend's place, hoping to have some fun. I brought over a movie, and part-way through it, I started feeling him up. He responded by sighing, "That's really fucking annoying, babe. Cut it out, yeah?" FML

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Welshite 39

Wednesday 16 April 2014 2:15

I hope you pointed angrily at his hand.

chocolatefrog28 29

Wednesday 16 April 2014 2:22

Tell him he's actually the other man, and you're already in a meaningful relationship with your vibrator but you're willing to be friends with benefits.

Comments

kdm_km1 19

Wednesday 16 April 2014 2:33

Isn't it? lol In all seriousness how the heck did he find it so fast? Take care and hide your rabbit better. Or get a BF that doesn't snoop!

reaxion 25

Wednesday 16 April 2014 2:37

Or better yet, find a man that buys you toys and helps you learn how they work :-)

clrichmond2009 24

Wednesday 16 April 2014 3:01

17: "lol in all seriousness". yes, he was joking.

Rawr6591 21

Wednesday 16 April 2014 10:55

she shouldn't have to hide her things but Idk under what circumstances she lives

GirlGamer12345 22

Wednesday 16 April 2014 2:42

Boys get jealous because it feels better than them

spazz666 18

Wednesday 16 April 2014 3:02

Honey, if you think a vibrator feels better than sex you need a better sex life.

EpicSquishii 21

Wednesday 16 April 2014 3:18

I often prefer my vibrator to intercourse. It's quick and easy and doesn't try to cuddle me afterward.

jmcr 27

Wednesday 16 April 2014 5:41

Eh each to their own i love the after sex cuddling sometimes better than the sex

jwolfe27 10

Wednesday 16 April 2014 6:58

#37 If you don't like cuddling, there is something seriously wrong with you.

AninOnin 24

Wednesday 16 April 2014 8:23

Aw, but I love the after sex cuddling!

trulypar 34

Wednesday 16 April 2014 8:39

#37 I agree, I just wanna do my own thing after. I let him cuddle for a bit though, I know he likes it.

daisylokes 16

Thursday 17 April 2014 15:02

I don't like to cuddle, I don't know why, it makes me feel like I can't breathe, and he gets butthurt about that...lol :(

wanted_2_want 40

Wednesday 16 April 2014 2:44

Probably he knows that he can't compete against it.

ian3866 12

Wednesday 16 April 2014 2:44

so what's the difference between that and the unspeakable things he does with his hand? was he insecure about not being able to size up?

Nonibird 6

Wednesday 16 April 2014 2:45

What?! On what the hell planet is you touching your body anybody's business or problem? Your body belongs to you, not him or anyone else. I hope you find someone who wants to love you, not own you, OP. Good luck.

Marzell 12

Wednesday 16 April 2014 2:46

boys are silly sometimes... That being said a real man shouldn't be intimidated by a toy. (That would be like us feeling insecure of their hand. Lol) Hell, my husband has always enjoyed buying me toys for when he's not around.... And for when he IS. Maybe your guy will be less insecure if you let him use it on you during foreplay?

illegalbeagle69 23

Wednesday 16 April 2014 2:49

To OP's boyfriend.. at least it was a toy and not another guy. Dont see how it would be that big of a deal to him. Tell him to keep himself faithful and stop... beating.. the time away when he's bored or you're not around.

ClassyJJZ 9

Wednesday 16 April 2014 2:58

I would be pretty sassy and say something like, "Well maybe if you pleasured me more, I wouldn't need it." But that's rude...but seriously, WTH? Definitely an FML, using a vibrator isn't cheating...ask him if he's ever watched ****.