By MIND BLOWING - 20/10/2012 13:57 - Canada - Toronto

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Today, after waking up from a drunken night, I realized the burning sensation I had from the lube during sex was because I used hand sanitizer. FML
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dijafe27 6

I thought you were gonna say you contracted herpes . So LUCKY you ! ^.^

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FurryPride 9

At least you made sure that where you were going was clean.

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Trisha_aus 15

So..Canadians are clean people

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RadikulRam 16

Could be a women. If it's sex/genitalia people assume it's a male, if it's relationship/child people assume it's female.

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Inheritance 10

Hand sanitizer in the penis hole.. *shutter*

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thgiL 9

Only takes .01% of germs to get you sick

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Inheritance 10

37 thank you didn't realize my mistake my apologizes.

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Inheritance 10

I blame that one on autocorrect.. Haha

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SenselessPattern 12

36 - Even when talking about women, it's still "penis hole", not whatever a '******' is.

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Inheritance 10

50 ****** hole o.0

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flipfloperson 5

50- It is entirely possible that he was referring to the external urethral orifice, not a ******.

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doctorhook86 24

Gotta say, this would probably unpleasant on a dick, but it's gotta be hell for the person who got hand sanitizer in their vagoo or butt.

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oj101 33

AIDS is a virus, not a germ....

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Futacy 29

Hand sanitizer? wow, that must've really made her scream. LOL

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Futacy 29

73- all single celled pathogens are considered 'germs'... including viruses.

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Llamacod 11

# 30, I'm pretty damn sure that it couldn't possibly be "a women"

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MagicGiraffe 12

78, not to be too nerdy but technically viruses are not cells, neither are they living. They are not bacteria but the term "germ" is used loosely, but I wouldn't use it with STD at all...

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manicethemage 9

I wonder if OP is a gay male, the gay scene is pretty big in Ontario.

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IKIWIatFIFi 3

Lol seeing the bright side of things...

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dijafe27 6

I thought you were gonna say you contracted herpes . So LUCKY you ! ^.^

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gc327072 30

Pretty sure that's impossible anyway, sanitizer and all.

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KingDingALing 9

"herpies" lololol

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ICastillo 24

It's good to practice Safe sex..killing germs and what not.

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flutter4 7

I bet she is burning too

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AKGirlinSD 20

As a lady, I don't even want to know how badly that would feel going inside of my vajayjay. And I feel equally bad for dude. But I've always wondered what the .1% of germs aren't covered. Maybe we will finally learn what that are!

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Revan501 15

Hey at least you had some protection.

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winnerme123 8

For all you know it could be a form of spermicide.

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ICastillo 24

Ya the burning sensation means it working OP.

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Sandsh8rk 36

The last time someone on FML used sanitizer as lube, they had to wear an adult diaper for a week...

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anythingmustbe 18

Well at least it is clean, your privates are now 99.9% bacteria free.

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rsunshine2020 13

But not totally baby free.. Check back in 9 months

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Enslaved 36

Don't be surprised if the baby turns out to be a bleach blonde.

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lolfood 24

Alcohol up the ass sounds very painful :o.

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perdix 29

At least you won't get any bacterial infections. Viruses and pregnancy are still possible, perhaps even likely.

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zack11742 7

I feel like it would hurt her more than you

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saksxalmo 20

OP could be a girl... (And don't say you meant OP could be a lesbian, because I don't think that's what you meant. :P )

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BellaBelle_fml 23

saksxalmo; You're right, no one knows OP's gender. It wasn't specified. So that leaves us little choice but to speculate their gender. Some people may say the OP is a girl, and others may say the OP is a guy. But no one knows for sure. I'm wondering if zack11742 had said, "I feel like it would hurt HIM more than you." would you still have made your comment?

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Drigr 9

the thing is, for this FML, most seem to assume op is a male

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saksxalmo 20

#35, yes. Is that a trick question? I think the comment would have been better if s/he had said "I just hope OP's not a girl" or something along those lines. That way you account for both if you choose to speculate. :) But I'm a bit pedantic, so I'm not surprised that others don't care that much. XD

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zack11742 7

Haha you're right I assumed op was a guy silly me

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traveler_ghost 12

I just feel bad for the girl. At least you two were still "protected"

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