By ananomus - 22/08/2010 04:26 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend started to kiss my boobs. I am pregnant and started my lactation period. Now every time he looks at me he calls me milky way. FML
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fadingaway 17

Kick him in the nuts and call him nutcracker.

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Ariasmake_1 0

at least your boyfriend has a sense of humor

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Solkre 0

The FML is being preggo with only a boyfriend...

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iloveboyswittats 10

Marriage is only a piece of paper, if doesn't prove your love or commitment to a person. Trust me, my relationship with my bf is way stronger than it ever was with my ex husband, a piece of paper means nothing. Some people just don't see the need to get married

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SpinozaQ 2

why is that? is it because you think everyone should subscribe to the same religious traditions you were indoctrinated into by your parents? Look at it this way. Break up, or divorce... it's going to be the same amount of child support.

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InfiltratedMind 0

"religious indoctrination" I must ask what do Christians do to you guys? I get that some people are all "change now!!" blah blah blah. I'm just curious as to what they do

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InfiltratedMind 0

"religious indoctrination" I must ask what do Christians do to you guys? I get that some people are all "change now!!" blah blah blah. I'm just curious as to what they do. oh and anti flood FTW

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Subtext 10

It involves a corkscrew, a hammer, some needle and thread, blood from an innocent animal (any roadkill works), two bottles of rum (one for the indoctrinator, one for the vict...I mean acoly...no, our new brother) and someone to lure the cops into the wrong direction...

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cheekywench 0

There is no lactation period in pregnancy. You may leak a little near the end of your pregnancy but that is only a thin water substance called colustrum(sp). Your milk comes in a few days after the baby is born.

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nikkired 0

#59 is correct. Anyway thats so hot,did he continue to suck ?

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monnanon 13

well i can assure you something was leaking from my boobs before the birth, whether it colostrum or not its still lactating

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onexgun 0

this Is an mlia not fml...

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Griggy 0

Was it chocolate milk?

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Troll_Hater 0

lol your pregnant

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nikalb3 0

as long as he keeps kissing who cares what he calls you

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