Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend started to kiss my boobs. I am pregnant and...

By ananomus - 22/08/2010 04:26 - United States

Today, my boyfriend started to kiss my boobs. I am pregnant and started my lactation period. Now every time he looks at me he calls me milky way. FML

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By notyourmummy - 12/11/2015 09:09 - United Kingdom - Ryde

Today, my boyfriend started to suck on my boob, which I quite enjoy, until he said he was breastfeeding and called me "Mummy". I don't think I can ever let his mouth near my boobs ever again. FML

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By Indianagirl94 - 29/10/2012 22:22 - United States

Today, I was woken up by my husband attempting to breastfeed off my lactating nipples. FML

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Sexy talk

By cheekymonkey97 - 24/10/2016 16:48

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend whilst straddled on top of him. He started to undo my bra. I was fine with this but he stopped kissing me and looked at me with a slight smile. He then said, "I know this is going to kill the mood... but I feel like I could milk your boobs right now" FML

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By Scott - 15/09/2011 07:34 - United States

Today, I caught my pregnant wife trying to suck milk from her breasts. FML

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Exploding milk ****

By not that kinda squirting - 30/04/2019 14:00

Today, my husband and I were having sex for the first time since I had our son. As I was riding him in a heated passion, he grabbed my breasts. Milk literally shot out onto his face. Mood totally ruined. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/12/2013 17:27 - United States - Bessemer

Today, I announced my pregnancy to my husband. He responded with, "Well shit, when do these faucets turn on?" and started honking my boobs. FML

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By e11ie - 27/09/2009 20:57 - United States

Today, while my boyfriend and I were cuddling on the couch, he looked down at my chest and said "I can't wait for the day that these produce milk." We've only been dating a few months and I have no intention of lactating anytime soon. FML

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Cool your boots

By Milky Ilky - 10/02/2022 14:00

Today, my sister started lactating through her shirt post-breastfeeding at a family brunch. My husband, who gets turned on by pregnant women since he gets the most action during my pregnancies, visibly ogled her at the table. FML

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A little higher, dude

By Anonymous - 04/04/2022 14:00

Today, I was laying in bed with my boyfriend. He started caressing me, his eyes were closed, and he said, “I love touching your boobs.” Which was actually a roll of fat on my stomach. FML

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Milkmaid

By Heifer - 16/05/2009 21:41 - United States

Today, when done feeding my newborn, I stated to my husband that I'm a cow. He said, in a sincere tone, "Oh, baby, you'll lose the weight soon." I meant cow because I'm producing so much milk. FML

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fadingaway 17

Sunday 22 August 2010 12:36

Kick him in the nuts and call him nutcracker.

Ariasmake_1 0

Sunday 22 August 2010 12:38

at least your boyfriend has a sense of humor

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beroguecel 0

Thursday 11 August 2011 1:51

When I was 8-9 months prego I started lactating too. Wasn't very much, but still

lockerbilr 0

Monday 21 November 2011 7:11

At least he has a sense of humor

burnsie22 5

Friday 27 January 2012 1:49

When's the marriage?

tEeNaGeRs_fml 0

Sunday 3 June 2012 4:49

haha wow

carilica 14

Tuesday 4 September 2012 20:29

That's just cute! :)

RockinRoyaltyxD 13

Monday 27 May 2013 15:18

I think thats cute. Its waaaay better then him calling you a cow.

gingergiggles 4

Tuesday 30 July 2013 17:11

so? I think its funny and cute. don't be a bitch

K410 18

Saturday 31 August 2013 7:59

Next time get married first... YDI

Lily_Rain77 25

Wednesday 19 February 2014 5:03

same thing happened to me, I got called Moo-moo. He got hit.

sharond23 10

Thursday 23 November 2017 5:12

there's no lactation period while pregnant. you lactate after you have the baby

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